illiterati was, like, right there, dude.

Honest to god, you personally have done more to ruin reading slashdot for me than anyone I can think of. I'd write a grease monkey script or something to just wipe out your bullshit all together, but unfortunately this website is just too fucking dead for it to even matter. That's the hilarity: you and your regarded bullshit screaming your garbage into the wind in a world where nobody cares - and in fact, just seeing that you have posted some more of your bloated, self-righteous hot air is enough to make anyone reasonable close the browser tab. I say this sincerely: please neck yourself. Like, just go the fuck away. Forever.

"Electric lighting is an economy distorting lie"
"Escalators are an economy-distorting lie"
" 'The customer is always right' is an economy-distorting lie"
"Easy credit terms are an economy-distorting lie"
"Reduce costs by buying in bulk is an economy-distorting lie"

Quite seriously, fuck these people. I get than in business you play every card you have in hand, but it still honestly sickens me. COMPETE.

George Carlin also said that baby boomers were soulless, bloodless entitled pricks whose generational motto was "GIMME THAT IT'S MINE". But I wonder how often you cite that quote of his while you rant about the fascistic and mean things the social media network did to you?

by the way

: The bullshit phrase "hate speech" becomes a weapon used by insecure people

You know it's funny, never in my 45 years have I felt victimized by the "bullshit phrase, 'hate speech'" you mention. I wonder which of us is insecure, eh Mr. Boomer?

I think what I am most tired of about you chuds is your false equivalencies, willful obtuseness, and mental gymnastics to want two things to be the same, when they aren't. You're honestly like children. Really, really shitty children.
Or,maybe you really do think those two things are the same? Honestly you being a fucking dumbass is just as likely.

So sorry, faggot-ass. You should find a hall monitor.

Ohhhh Nooo not your faggot president's mean-girl idiot twitter account

I don't have a real job and am such a desperate pissant tool that I would have no choice for my living other than to earn a peasant's pissant pittance writing troll ass internet posts on a dead gay comedy web site that no one really even reads. What's that? None of that is true? am just an entitled faggot ass boomer dipshit, completely powerless even though my programming told me I was Space Roy Rogers? Better go ahead and spout off the kind of buttboy idiot pablum that got me banned from every BBS I devastated back in the 80s

No one cares about your manufactured hunter biden horseshit crocodiles or tears. No one is voting for hunter biden and unlike your faggot president and his children, hunter biden will not be present in the administration.

Shut up bitch

I'd rather be dim witted than the kind of faggot ass who replies to week old threads on slashdot with limp dick "pay attention to meee" karen shit because he worships a 75 year old who wears diapers and gets his messaging from a television, and can't handle all of the mean people on a dead gay technology website for 60 years olds.

Rent free in your feeble boomer foxbrains 24/7. Turn off the TV and try to enjoy retirement.

From $12 in 2017 to $18 in 2020 for the premium plan (which is required for 4K). $12->14 in 2017 (~20%), $14-$16 in 2019 (~15%), and $16-$18 now (~15%), all while cancelling every show you watch after three seasons, and adding no meaningful new content that I am able to see.

I really can't keep up with you guys - so now you're against law enforcement? In any case I'm sorry that you are such a feebleminded faggot that you don't understand why the adults in the room (you know, democrats), don't hate the FBI because of whatever faggot shit you saw on Infowars.

Imagine typing this bullshit while at the same time being a Qcumber. fucking tool.