Lou: Bud, I’m getting a radio transmission from our space program, but I can’t make heads or tails of it. Who is up on the moon right now?
Bud: No, Hu is on Earth.
Lou: I’m asking you who is on the moon!
Bud: And I’m telling you, Yu is on the moon.
Lou: Me?! I’m standing right here next to you! How can I be on the moon?
Bud: Not you, Yu!
Lou: Not me, who?
Bud: Hu is on Earth!
Lou: I don’t know who is on Earth, I want to know who is on the moon!
Bud: No, Hu is on Earth. Yu is on the moon.
Lou: Look, Bud. I am on Earth. You are on Earth.
Bud: Exactly.
Lou: So if you are on Earth, and I am on Earth, who is on the moon?
Bud: No, he’s on Earth.
Lou: Who is?
Bud: Yes!
Lou: What do you mean, yes? I’m asking a question! Point your finger at the moon and tell me the name of the guy up there!
Bud: Yu.
Lou: Me?!
Bud: Yu!
Lou: I'm on the moon?
Bud: No, you are on Earth. Yu is on the moon.
Lou: If I am on Earth, then who is on the moon?
Bud: Hu is on Earth!
Lou: I don't care about Earth, I'm talking about the moon! I pick up the radio. I call the moon. I say, "Hello up there, who is this?" What does the guy say?
Bud: He doesn't say Hu, he says Yu.
Lou: He says me?
Bud: No, he says Yu.
Lou: Why would he say me? He doesn't even know me!
Bud: He doesn't say you, he says his name!
Lou: Which is?
Bud: Yu!
Lou: Okay, let’s start over. There are two astronauts. One is on Earth, one is on the moon.
Bud: Right.
Lou: The man on Earth—what is his name?
Bud: Hu.
Lou: The man on Earth!
Bud: Hu!
Lou: The guy on Earth! What's his name?
Bud: Hu is his name!
Lou: I'm asking you!
Bud: Yu is on the moon!
Lou: AAAAH!