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14 hours in the minivan with my kids tomorrow More

14 hours in the minivan with my kids tomorrow

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    • Wow!!! I didn't think there was anyone else who remembered that! What I don't remember, however, was where they were going?

      • Handy smurf built a rocket ship and wanted to fly to the moon. Papa Smurf didn't want to disappoint him so, they gave him a smurf berry concoction that knocked him out. Then tore down his "rocket ship" and hauled everything to an unknown location far, far away from the Smurf Village. On the trek all the smurfs were asking "Are we there yet, Papa Smurf?". They all dressed up as aliens and greeted Handy we he disembarked his ship. They they did the same thing to get him home.

        I had a "graphic novel" of
  • ... and they might fall asleep.

    "I'm hungry"
    "I'm thirsty"
    "I have to pee"
    "I'm bored"
    "Susie's looking out my window!!"
    "Calvin's sitting to close to me!!"
    "This music sucks I want to listen to "

    And on, and on, and on. Get them to fall asleep, and they're quiet. Get the wife to fall asleep, and she won't know if you um.. "accidentally" hit 80mph in an effort to turn a 14 hr drive into a 12 hr drive.

    Good luck tomorrow, and may you have a safe, fun, relaxing, journey.

    • heheheh... I'm going to be such a smartass dad. If my kid said, "I'm thirsty!" and the other one said, "I have to pee." I'd say, "Well, I think I solution to both problems just presented itself." But my kids will probably be smarter than me and come up with something I never expected as a reply. And I'll be so proud of my little smartasses. :-)
  • but not until july. phoenix, az to ft. collins, co

    I'm gonna try leaving at night and I'm hoping they sleep through most of it.
  • My $200 investment in a portable DVD player and headphones has paid for it self many times over. I take the kids on several 5-6 hour trips per year and it keeps them quiet for 60-90 minutes at a time.

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