Plausible deniability?
They offer more affordable lifting capacity than a gas-powered aircraft rated for human passengers that also has to haul the weight of a paid pilot to the same altitude.
Damn, I didn't even consider the possibility that they have Ghostbusters-style Thetan Traps!
Maybe jump on a couch?
Bonus points next round for playing The Floor is Lava!
They wouldn't even have to run in the first place since they could take their time and freely look around.
What's more obnoxious than an AI data center? A bomb test range?
The only way a discussion board comment will ever end up in an AI data center is after it's ripped from the Internet for training data. They're nothing like a traditional general-purpose data center, you're making an apples-and-hand grenades comparison between two things that are kinda round, handheld-sized and will hurt if they bonk you on the head. If every AI data center burned to the ground tomorrow, only AI services would be lost, and every discussion board could drop these PITA Cloudflare checks needed to keep the AI scrapers from bogging them down.
I'm doing my part!
Running WCG/F@H tasks on computers and phones would be a good use.
These cryptocurrency payments can't be used to fund terror and evade sanctions since all the transactions are public on the blockchain! Also, would anyone like to buy a bridge?
"We're confident an unbiased court will overturn the original certification, and we look forward to the opportunity for our team to fairly voice their opinions."
Yes, a fair voicing of "opinions" on labor conditions between one human and one globe-spanning immortal megacorporation. Very fair.
"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug someone with it." -- M. Devine, Computer Science 340