Problem is, the training data for roadside emergencies would say: slow down as you drive by and stick your head out the window to see if it's anyone you know.

Can I guess the 2nd top priority function? Nude selfies.

Come on Google, that's no way to talk about World Cup fans!

They have books to sell...

Wait, there's no privacy light on the Meta Upskirt Show Camera? There really should be.

They know where they are. Their addresses are all on file.

Yeah, if those prisoners hadn't gotten there first, it would have been even worse. Missionaries.

..That banned dancing. Until Kevin Bacon came along and taught them the true meaning of Christmas.

Nope, not me. I'm just interested in the IPO. The people who are calling this a pump and dump are not paying attention. He might sell some shares at some point but he is keeping 51% forever because he's a true believer.

No it's clearly supposed to mean undocumented Mexicans. Read it again.

who would he even sell to anyway - other trillionaires? lol

it only applies to insiders, musk is locked up for 1 year.

Sorry, you're misinformed. It's only on paper and locked up for a full year.

The money is not made since no insider sold yet. Also they can't sell because there's a lock-in period.

This is the other way, dummy.