Einstein said, "God does not play dice with the universe." But in reality, not only does God play dice with the universe, but he lost Earth to the devil in craps game centuries ago! Never gamble with home of your chosen people, sky guy!

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The secret of getting rich is simple: set deals up so that when they fail, someone else eats your losses, but when they succeed, you keep all the profits. That's certainly how Trump made his money, he didn't pay for all his bankruptcies out of his own pocket!

Exodus 28:42
You shall make for them linen undergarments to cover their naked flesh. They shall reach from the hips to the thighs

Okay, I'm not doing this from memory: https://www.openbible.info/topics/underwear

"There's no gravity in the bible."

Lies !

Isaiah 14:12
“How you are fallen from heaven, O Day Star, son of Dawn!"

9.81m/s^2 is obviously implied.

"A Spoonful of Plastic in our Brains" is the name of my Pink Floyd cover band!

Are you saying there is no such thing a "useful hallucinations"???

"Quadratic gravity (QG) is an extension of general relativity obtained by adding all local quadratic-in-curvature terms to the Einstein–Hilbert Lagrangian.[1] Doing this makes the theory renormalizable.[1] This is one of numerous alternatives to general relativity."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadratic_gravity

"Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I touch my leg, it hurts when I touch my arm, it hurts when I touch my nose. What's wrong with me doc ?!"

"You have broken your finger."

Seriously, that is some shit lab practice. Did a self-proclaimed scientist looking for plastics not even consider what their gloves were made of ?!

What about checking a null control sample first ?!

Not Happy? Which dwarf are they?

They can update the software over the air. But launching something that has a limited orbital life ahead of time is pretty stupid.

So just poison the data. I always tell them I'm a 400 year old lesbian midget, just to screw up their statistics.

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But you still remember 867-5309 perfectly... right? Our brains are weird.

I agree that they will always need a few competent people to fact-check the AI for hallucinations, but 95% of what I do can be done better by an AI. To be honest, half my job is googling for answers to problems or reminders of things I've forgotten.