Comment Re:Come on. (Score 2) 86
"I'll give you my hypodermic syringe full of acid when you pry it from my cold, dead cock."
Comment Come on. (Score 5, Funny) 86
Come on now. Who amongst us can honestly say they haven't injected acid into their penis for performance gains ?
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Hello ?
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Just me ?
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Hello ?
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Just me ?
Comment Re:Why Is Anthropic Crashing The Market (Score 1) 50
"the stock market can only make you gain money that another market participant loses"
Nope.
You also make money from a company growing.
Nope.
You also make money from a company growing.
Comment Superbowl Ad ... CRASH (Score 1) 50
pets.com, etc., etc.
January 2000: Superbowl ad.
November 2000: Worthless.
Anthropic, Open AI, etc., etc.
January 2026: Superbowl ad.
November 2026: Even that's optimistic.
Sell NFTs ! Sell Bitcoin ! Sell Gold ! Buy AI !
January 2000: Superbowl ad.
November 2000: Worthless.
Anthropic, Open AI, etc., etc.
January 2026: Superbowl ad.
November 2026: Even that's optimistic.
Sell NFTs ! Sell Bitcoin ! Sell Gold ! Buy AI !
Comment Re:Anna's Archive (Score 1) 21
One might think about opposing piracy if they got their revenge by republishing millions of out-of-print-but-still-in-fucking-95-year-copyright classics.
Oh, and they lobbied to make copyright terms a reasonable 5 years, that would actually benefit we, the people, who give them the copyright privilege.
Oh, and they lobbied to make copyright terms a reasonable 5 years, that would actually benefit we, the people, who give them the copyright privilege.
Comment Shame (Score 1) 21
Spotify could have bought some of the 2 million physical books Anthropic acquired.
Oh, except Anthropic destroyed them.
Entitled cunts.
Oh, except Anthropic destroyed them.
Entitled cunts.
Comment Re: Another Google fad project (Score 1) 32
Yet.
Comment 2027: Anthropic Pledges To Keep Claude AI-free (Score 1) 31
2027: Anthropic said today that its AI assistant Claude will not use AIs in any way, but due to the now incredibly high cost of energy, cooling, processors and RAM will instead rely on cheaper third-world people.
Comment Your long nightmare is not over (Score 1) 33
"Google Home users, your long nightmare is over."
Nah, they're still being spied on by Evil Google.
Nah, they're still being spied on by Evil Google.
Comment Shareholders must be happy (Score 3, Interesting) 19
Nothing tells you a CEO is incompetent like a public U-turn.
Comment Re:Another Google fad project (Score 1) 32
Aww. Let the moron enjoy his constitutional right to be offended for someone else.
Comment Another Google fad project (Score 5, Insightful) 32
I've converted all my SQL code to use ZetaSQL and then to use GoogleSQL and we're getting ready to release to production and ... ...it's gone.
You'll regret falling for a Google fad project: https://killedbygoogle.com/
You'll regret falling for a Google fad project: https://killedbygoogle.com/
Comment Proof. Where's the proof ? (Score 1) 289
Prove that some foods are deadly, then ban them completely.
Until then, stop fucking around with the tasty stuff, you eat fucking quinoa and lettuce and we will eat what we like.
Until then, stop fucking around with the tasty stuff, you eat fucking quinoa and lettuce and we will eat what we like.
Comment Re:Invested in AI while not invested in AI (Score 1) 191
"Starship has not made it to orbit yet."
It could have if they chose to do that. It has not tried to reach orbit in case engine relight did not work and they could not chose its crash site.
New Glenn did well, I agree, but it is still not as ambitious as Starship. AFAICT New Armstrong is not (yet) a real project.
It could have if they chose to do that. It has not tried to reach orbit in case engine relight did not work and they could not chose its crash site.
New Glenn did well, I agree, but it is still not as ambitious as Starship. AFAICT New Armstrong is not (yet) a real project.
Comment Re:Google Must Die (Score 1) 86
"With this action, it is clear that Google have been encuntified as badly as HP !"
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