Comment obvious solution (Score 1) 128
/roll 100
a Russian satellite launched in 1993 and believed to be nonfunctioning.
It's a cover-up, Soviet nukes are falling from space, run for your lives!
You might want to do some reading into the history of the Democratic party.
You might want to do some reading on "realignment"
Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.