Or, hear me out, we fire 80% of our workforce, degrade quality, and make the remaining 20% work 10 hours a day.
ha ha, only serious

This coming from the company that graciously brought us "Fuck you business daddy!" to the vernacular.
They're right, it's priceless!


.sig does not apply in this case.

What does K'breel, speaker for the council have to say on this dumbfounding revelation from the Earthians?

Wake me when I can get tattooed with chloroplasts like some sort of mutant bipedal sea slug.
People's lack of vision is so disappointing.

No worries, Bicycle Repair Man will save us all!

Now. You know. Where. James Tiberius Kirk. Developed his. Speech defect.

AGI can remain intransigent longer than you can remain solvent.

Winter is coming, Mark.

That belongs in a MUSEUM!

Didn't Australia lose a war against Emus?
Moas are even bigger.

What's Randy Quaid been up to lately? For a few years there he was making good progress transforming into a real-life Russell Casse.

Thanks anonymous reader for telling us who Lorde is.
sheesh.

Give me ECoin or GO TO HELL!

Always remember to get a receipt when going to the bathroom.

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Sixteen Octects

ArduPilot is GPL3, dude.
Since the drones were end-user devices, you can direct your complaints to /dev/nul

What you need is the Soldierbot v2.1 license, but that has different, questionable, encumbrances.