Getting spammed every 4 weeks is 'using' now?

Can't AI just get a library card?

One can put porn movies on the computer-illiterate co-workers' screens.

Hilarity and firings ensured.

..that if they are not needed, why study arts first' :-)

Coins and keys in the same pocket as a cellphone make scratches?

Give that man a Nobel prize.

"Well, America did carpet bomb the population centers in Germany."

Exactly!
Killing more civilians in single nights than Israel in 2 years and still, some people complain.

If it can fry a 22000 mile away satellite, what could it do to a 6 miles high flying plane?

Immediately looking for bargain satellite dishes-

Germany still digs up a huge amount of WWII explosives, about 2,000 tons every year.

Most are small items handled without much fuss, but big bombs in cities mean mass evacuations.

In the past decade, large-scale operations (thousands of residents moved) happen roughly 1 to 5 times a year.

Examples: 2016 Augsburg ~54,000 evacuated,
2017 Hanover ~50,000,
2017 Frankfurt ~70,000,
2018 Paderborn ~26,000.
Smaller but still serious ones happen more often, often in the low thousands.
So across the last 10 years you’re looking at maybe 10 to 50 major evacuations nationwide, plus countless smaller clearances.

Asimov's “The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline” (1948).

In it, he invented a fictional chemical — thiotimoline — that dissolves before it touches water. He wrote it in the form of a serious scientific paper, with footnotes, jargon, and references, but the subject was pure nonsense.

Because the style was so convincing, some people at the time wondered if it was real. Asimov himself later joked that librarians and scientists would get requests for the “thiotimoline article” from puzzled readers who thought it was an actual research paper. He even followed up with sequels in the same pseudo-academic style.

It's an intelligence.

And like all those, it obviously WATCHES YouTube. :-)

It has just a slightly better recollection, like a savant.

Many people use AI to 'beautify' their own texts, or correct them stylistically or make them sound more scientific, legal or whatever, especially since LOTS of them aren't native English speakers.

That's not 'generating'.

Don't eat the pudding.

A study in The British Journal of Psychiatry (Yoshioka et al., 2014) showed that after 2003 there was a significant increase in suicides by charcoal burning (carbon monoxide poisoning via charcoal in enclosed spaces) among Japanese aged 1544.

I'd seek help to COMMIT suicide if that is the case, ChatGPT already told me a charcoal grill in a small room with windows and door duck-taped hermetically is a good idea.