It's faster and funnier.

But what explains haunted houses in the 19th century?

Does it explain your spelling of phenomena?

Manus, the hands of fate have intervened.

Cum whales?

Flouting god damn it

But flauting, surely?

But then I flushed

Who's means who is

Oh no! Will they threaten my democracy with it?

None. This is entirely Russia, with its single washing machine CPU.

But how will morons entertain even dumber morons with AI slop cat videos???

Your mama

Time to update the DSM

The talkers, phone users, vapers...

I'm never setting foot in a movie theater ever again