You be trippin', mon.

(If they can't serve a warrant, they'll get a court order served on your provider to cut you off from the Net. Good luck hiding that upstream.)

But have you cancelled all your meetings yet?

Funny that you should mention onions. I take it that you never slice tomatoes, either.

Uh, what? Looks to me like entrenched US corporate interests are doing a pretty good job of that on their own. No outside assistance required.

ProTip: Learn to use paragraph breaks and to avoid sentences of excessive length.

When you ramble, people's eyes glaze over, and they tag you Off-Topic out of annoyance..

You are aware of the fact that "y'all" is plural, right?

Easy way to spot a ringer from the wrong side of the Mason-Dixon--no respectable Southerner would be caught dead using it to mean only one person. :)

Another tip: In Kentucky, "you'uns" is actually much more common than "y'all".

I'd really interested in knowing where you think you heard this.

And Window Maker for units with older/minimal graphics hardware.

BTW, as someone who bitched incessantly about the train wreck that was the initial release of KDE4, I must say the devs turned it around very nicely. I would now happily recommend it to anyone who wants released from the fetters of the Gnome desktop or wishes to avoid further interaction with the new and improved train wreck that Unity is shaping up to be.

Personally, if I even used Ubuntu and I'd not done so already, I'd be been running away from it just as fast I could go.

I would say "Get off that 'buntu junk and onto any real Linux distro"... but then I'd get modded Troll.

Honestly, it seems like every time there's a Linux story on /. these days, half the posts are complaints specific to Ubuntu.

If you don't want to fight your system/desktop, use a different one. I suggest CentOS with Window Maker DE for you guys. (I use OpenSUSE/KDE4 myself, just so you know.)

You use Linux because Linux means you've the freedom to choose, right?

SO QUIT BITCHING,
AND START SWITCHING!

All it took for the Soviet Union was for it to vote itself out of existence.

I can't help recalling that a measly *1* billion would buy you the world's most popular open source database just 7 or so years ago...

Nevermind.

Never heard of SnapChat before.

But for some reason, I find myself now wondering whether "ChatFish" is still available for trademark use, and what I would do with it if I had it.

No, but I do, dude.