I thought rock smashes scissors? Or alternatively, rock crushes lizard?

You can't say that here!!! This isn't a Serious Screenplay!

If you commit suicide, and are convicted, you get a sentence of life.

Bam-bam doesn't count. He was adopted.

So if I can video tape the Congressman 24/7, he won't object, because once I make it digital, it's just zeroes and ones, right?

HSBC was smart enough not to be prosecuted by Carmen Ortiz for alleged copyright infringement.

How?

Space-time tells matter where to go. Matter tells space-time what shape to be.

Go back and read the newspapers on microfiche of when Einstein made his discoveries. I doubt people were throwing parades in his honor.

See the front page of the New York Times for No 10 Nov 1919

Wasn't that the Japanese?

This is an incredibly important point.

I worked for a few years in missile defense, and one of the big algorithms was determining *where* the inbounds were going to hit. If they were just going to splash, or hit something of no value*, we didn't bother scheduling an interceptor for them.

* "no value" is a subjective term, determined by the higher-ups.

General consensus on Groklaw is that she's sick of the whole mess and knows everyone is appealing everything, so she's just kicking it upstairs.

Would that be the definition of a WeMowatt? (Beware the sleeping lion tonight.)

Bravo, sir. You win the pun of the day award. I bow before your horrendous pun, and wish I had thought of it first.

I think we just found a use for Camp X-Ray over in Gitmo....

Duh. It's well known that the way to tell if a politician is lying is to look at his lips.

If they're moving, he's lying.

No big deal. As I noted above, I am quite willing to admit that I missed your joke as well.

It's possible that I bow to your superior quantum level of humor.