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Comment Re: So, that one time you got drunk (Score 1) 251

Despite having the word "Auto" in it, driving while getting Autofellatio is crazy. Getting fellatio from a passenger while driving is almost but not quite equally crazy. A passenger who would eagerly perform the service would be crazy to do so unless you pull over and stop driving first. Friends don't give friends fellatio while they are driving. Consult expert advice about such matters.

Comment Re:Better up the Military Budget (Score 1) 331

We're going to need a LOT more killer drones people.

Yes, really. Once resources become scarce enough, and suddenly a catastrophe eliminates a large chunk of them, there will be a lot of people fighting for survival and a share of the planet's resources.

(Idea: the government should tax us for clean air and clean water. It costs money to add pollution controls. People should have to pay for it. You don't think clean air grows on trees do you?)

Comment Re:What contract? (Score 2) 103

You could probably sell them as modified Fords. As long as the customer understood what he was getting.

If a customer had a problem with a Ford that turned out to be a modified Ford and the modifications were the problem (or even if they weren't) then Ford would likely take action. They rightly don't want their valuable brand name tarnished by someone's modifications.

Comment Re:Still waiting... (Score 1) 157

But I thought Plays For Sure was going to be the end all of music pod players? Until Microsoft decided to cancel Plays For Sure, abandoning it's DRM and introducing new Zune dripping with new DRM goodness. And then abandoning its DRM.

But if you're shopping for a new smart phone, you should trust Microsoft!

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