It's been corrected from Seven, as evidenced by other early comments, including the one to which I replied.

Seven, of course.

Didn't you read the summary?

Obviously not. He wouldn't have made that "point" if he had.

1997

Obviously. They care a great deal about how much they spend.

  They don't give a shit, however, about how much their tenants spend. That's why the parent wrote:

Again, you display your gross ignorance of basic science!

Colors *are* genders.

Thanks, that's very helpful.

It was pretty easy to connect back in 1997, even in rural areas:

Step 1: Walk to the mail box
Step 2: Remove the daily unsolicited floppy disk
Step 3: Follow the printed instructions

Welcome to the Information Super Highway!*

*Long distance charges may apply if you do not select a LOCAL AOLnet phone number. Please check with your local telephone company if you have a question.

I couldn't agree more.

Unless you get Forth. That happens occasionally.

People still pay for pornography? Don't they have the internet? Are they solving printouts of CAPCHA's?

Honestly, there's no need in this modern age to embarrass yourself at the gas-n-go, milling around waiting for the matronly old woman to take a break so that you can ask the pothead with the trainee badge to go round to the rack behind the counter. Anything you want is just a click away.

C# is a terrible language which epitomizes an evolutionary dead-end in programming language design.

"But it continues to change and improve!" you say. Sure, it continues to change. Have you seen C++ lately? Same problem. When you try to decorate a turd, everything just ends up covered in shit.

You didn't have Internet access in 1997?

How do you figure that?

Pitiful. I use the completely impossible to guess, unhackable, passcode 2845.

Don't be stupid. There are infinite non-repeating patterns.