Try here and here for your keyboard needs. I've bought new keyboards from pckeyboard; they don't feel exactly like an old Model M, but they're in the same ballpark.

And there's no need for all this fuss, anyway. If people weren't educated stupid evil, Time Cube's 4 simultaneous days per 24 hour rotation would save them from dumb evil stupid Word EULA.

10000 years is a bit too far off. One study I've heard states that by the year 6565, you'll need neither a husband nor a wife - you'll just pick your son (and your daughter, too) from the bottom of a long, glass tube.

"Freaks and Geeks" had big problems with this, too. They used a lot of well-known music and apparently paid dearly lot for it.

  Fun but irrelevant fact: the high school and the town in the show were fictional, but located right about where I was going to school in 1980.

The important question that nobody is asking is: How does Windows 8 fare when used by sexually immature beluga whales?

Force them to fight in Video Games until they're derezzed.
 

Sauron is watching us...

Apple: Someone set us up the BOM !!

Yeah. I have a personal policy to never set foot in a venue which is named after a damned car/phone/whatever company, but I broke that policy last Friday to see Rush start off their current tour.

Resistance is futile. You will be Appsimilated.

Year ago, the cat was sitting on the table, licking his genitals.

Friend 1: "God, I wish I could do that."
Friend 2: "Maybe you should start by scratching behind his ears and see where it goes..."

Why? It'll be gone when the morning comes.

Or his cousin, Jacques Bouaire.

Or homeless people burn a mattress under a bridge...

"Don't trust any version over 3.0."