TFS specifically says that DUI arrests have plummeted, not increased. However the number of alcohol related driving deaths has risen.

Because apparently auto insurance is still not expensive enough, so we need to do more to drive up repair costs to keep those bills rising.

This is a great first step! Now we just need to focus our research efforts on lowering the atomic weight of sodium.

Not gonna work unless you're planning on charging with a lightning bolt a la Doc Brown.

Is there any other way to look at this law other than it's transphobic? If there's a plausible motivational fig leaf here, I'm not seeing it. Maybe the fixtures are robotically reconfiguring themselves from urinal to toilet according to their genetic analysis of a blood sample taken when you sit down? But no, the game is already up when you sit down to pee. Hmm.

I can certainly credit, if not condone, that software developers would do less than the bare minimum when it comes to securing their systems. I'm more surprised that there are still widely-available software systems out there that don't make you specify ANY kind of password, however halfassed, on a database.

Claims of medically-induced longevity always remind me of the story of the guy who was training his horse to survive without eating. It was working great, until the damn thing up and died on him.

"Okay, I can't find a job in software that doesn't require me to know AWS backwards and forwards, so I guess you got me. I'm signing up for the free tier."

"Excellent. Let's get you set up. We'll just need a credit card number."

"Wait, why do you need a credit card number for the free tier?'

[points and screeches like a pod person]

"Fools! You thought I would abandon my throne as King of Software, to fritter away my riches on third-world toilets and mosquito studies? I was merely biding my time! Now you see my true plan! Behold: BasicZ.com!"

...Wikipedia edits YOU!

"The bad news is that every cell in your body has, wrapped around its nucleus, a network of octopoid microorganisms of seemingly extraterrestrial origin, wrapping their tentacles around each and every molecule in the cytoplasm and editing them in as-yet-undetermined but nonetheless profound ways. The good news is that we have no evidence that they're NOT good for you!"

This is exactly my experience. Once COVID hit, I wasn't even getting things within 2 days, and I canceled. I really don't miss it.

Zero tailpipe emissions?

What about water vapor?

Dear God, what's happening to the water vapor?

If McDonald's was the only way they could get food, you would probably see that.

"You go bust in America, you get another chance. In Europe, you're dead."

By "you", he means "capitalists attempting to exploit the workers to make more than their share."

Interestingly, the exact opposite situation seems to obtain for the workers themselves. That is, if a worker goes bust in Europe, they get another chance. In America, they're dead. Possibly literally.