CUTE USB SUSHI DISK DRIVES!!!

Buttons98 writes "Yeah sushi is TOTALLY GROSS but I found USB SUSHI DRIVES!!! that are memory storage sticks that I can use to store pictures of ponies and kittens and unicorns and all my short OC fan fiction (ryan is SOOOOOOO CUTE LOL!!!) The BEST part is that the drives are available in 32MB, 128MB :) :) :) and are shaped like little SUSHIS!!"

First

[WaR.KiN]

Woohoo! First post... at last!!

Re:First

[NoseBag]

Congratulations on your first post achievement. All Slashdot readers know how difficult and time-consuming it is to get "first post" status - and the accompanying accolades and international honors. It takes a lot of effort - as I'm sure you realize - and not everyone is up to the task.

Again - congratulations. And may your digestive efforts be rewarded with success.

Re:First

[shokk]

So that's pretty much it then. No point in the rest of your life, eh? Wow, and it was all over so quick.

Sneaky!

[Kelson]

Now anyone who hasn't seen these before will think they're a hoax!

<voice audio="Mr. Burns">Excellent!</voice>

Re:Sneaky!

[atarione]

http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/sushi-usb-flash-dr ives-023561.php [gizmodo.com]

the freaking link in the story is /.'d but (sushi flash drives exist).....

you forget the japanese are freaks, and make all kinda whacky stuff.

Re:Sneaky!

[atarione]

oh crap i misread the parent... sorry dude...

Re:Sneaky!

[oasisweb]

oops.. I actually own one...

sooo

[temojen]

All those who can tag, Tag this one as "true"; I already did. Oh but wait... then people would actually tag the d20 My little ponies story as true.... argh.

LOL but

[AEton]

i prefer barbie kthxplz :) [b3ta.com]

Please mod

[Nosklo]

Since you are sitting there reading this anyway, mod me up please :)

Re:Please mod

[Cerberus7]

What's up with the pointless karma whoring today? I mean, it's funny as shit, but seriously... WTF?! Who started it, and how can I get in on the action? :)

Re:Please mod

[Nosklo]

1. Click Reply 2. Type in your version of the "Mod me up" comment 3. ? 4. Profit!

Re:Please mod

[irc.goatse.cx troll]

Like This.

Re:Please mod

[cgenman]

And, unfortunately, not like this.

Re:Please mod

[Johnny_Law]

I was going to mod you up, but I decided to get in on the action too.

Re:Please mod

[Sky Cry]

Now that I've just wasted all of my mod points in another thread, I feel so useless...

Anyone got some spare points I can lend? I promise to give them back as soon as I get new ones!! Please?

Re:Please mod

[GeekyMike]

This day of karma whoring will be fun when meta moderating times come. *psst...* thats insightful karma whore me please :o)

Re:Please mod

[jawtheshark]

Actually, today:

• Informative = Troll
• Insightful = Flamebait
• Overrated = Underrated
• Interesting = Redundant
• Funny = Offtopic

And of course their respective inverses.

Personally, it would be cool if slashcode only allowed "Funny" mods on the first April. Anybody going to make a patch for that?`;-)

ponies mod

[Anonymous Coward]

It's all in the ponies. No ponies, no karma

Re:Please mod

[bar-agent]

What's up with the pointless karma whoring today?

Well, it's like this...your other option is to give a "+1 Insightful" to the guy who says it's better to use glitter than sand on an "OMG! Ponies!" sign. :P

Mod this guy up!

[zippthorne]

Yeah forget karma whoring. The percentage is too low. I've decided to become a karma PIMP.

Re:Mod this guy up!

[Cerberus7]

You, sir (ma'am?), are my hero(ine) of the day! If only I had mod points today!

Even better!

[smalljs]

I'm holding out for duckies [thetechzone.com]!!! They are SOOOOOOO cute!!!

Re:Even better!

[Cerberus7]

OMG!!!11! I want one thar lightses up! *squeee!*

Re:Even better!

[skiddie]

not that I've ever bought one of the ducks, but they don't actually light up that well. Just a sort of dim light if all other room lights are off. My good old Cruzer Micro is much brighter.

April Fools!

[moogleii]

April Fools! Your site's been nuked.

NEW SLASHDOT LOOK IS AMAZING

[Anonymous Coward]

Woah! Okay, someone already posted some crazy thing about Prez Bush and Cheney being arrested for war crimes and going on trial in an international court. So..,. I know it's April 1, which means check out slashdot.

But seriously. That front page looks great. /. should keep it like that. It's a huge improvement :) At least put it up as a slashdot poll before it gets buried.

Re:So cute

[MattEOtournaments]

Omg I nO! Weere the best atfpss!!!

erm...

[Mike Peel]

I can't remember the link offhand, but I'm sure I've seen these before today - doesn't that mean that they're not an April Fools joke?

I'm hoping I'm wrong, though.

Re:erm...

[slavemowgli]

Yes, these are real. I think the story was even posted on Slashdot last year or so (not on the 1st of April, either), but I'm not sure about that anymore - it could also have been elsewhere.

In any case... if you really want to shell out a hundred bucks for a tiny USB drive with an unusually-shaped plastic cover, you can definitely do so. ;)

I hate April Fools

[SetupWeasel]

I'm told that I have to write something here.

Re:I hate April Fools

[Jonny Ringo]

What are you crazy!? Its the second biggest party day for getting smashed right next to easter!

usb sushi

[torrents]

it's sad but this has probably already been on the front page in the past...

p.s. I HOPE YOUR PONY FALLS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER

Re:usb sushi

[webmind]

OMG! how can you say that!!!
YOU r a CRUAL person!!! ;(((
ponies are SWEET ^_^ , they hurt NOBODY!!!

First Dupe!

[Kelson]

Sushi USB drives reported here [slashdot.org]!

OMFG! So much for dynamism.com LOLOL

[SmurfButcher Bob]

Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (61) in /home/dynamism/www/htdocs/admin/admin_db_lib.php on line 20

i went to look at the cute suzy^H^H^H sushe^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H those drives and like the web site has been hacked by those slash dotters! OMFG! LOL! can they really do that!

Re:OMFG! So much for dynamism.com LOLOL

[Piquan]

The bad news is, that's also the version that Coral Cache got.

oh so old....

[dotpage]

OHHHH SOOOOOOOOOOO OLD!!!!!!!

My Question Is...

[dteichman2]

Can these drives be used to discretely trasfer pony/kitten porn?

Re:My Question Is...

[Justin205]

Well, it's made by the Japanese, isn't it? So I'm sure it's been used for that purpose at least once.

Enough with the fools day

[Poromenos1]

God, you're supposed to make one joke that noone will detect and that they'll think is for real, I think this is a bit overdoing it. Not to bitch though, it's a nice change from everyday's news. I'd just like it better if it was a bit less over the top. So, just over the top.

Re:Enough with the fools day

[jacksonj04]

Despite the foolishness of sushi-USB, these are genuine products.

Re:Enough with the fools day

[bar-agent]

So April Fools on you, Mr. Doubting Thomas! *giggle*

MySQL's dead

[Geoffreyerffoeg]

Pity. They should've used SQL on Rails.

Anyway...image [dynamism.com], 'cause nothing else is important on the site. Unless you really want to buy one. Has the pink been getting to you?

It's true

[AdamHaun]

I don't know, I think the new theme fits the general intellectual climate of Slashdot perfectly.

Re:It's true

[taursir]

Yeah, just replace "OMG!!! Ponies!!!" with "OMG! Holodecks!" and you're pretty much set.

Not Gross

[markfleser]

Sushi is not gross. Mmmmmm... Sushi.

Dupe?

[Virak]

Does it count if the first one [imageshack.us] got deleted?

Re:Dupe?

[dar]

That's great that you got the screen shot. I wondered if anyone else had noticed this yesterday in the few minutes it was up.

sakura

[Anonymous Coward]

OMG!!!!!!!111111111111 DAZ SOOOOOOO KEWL!!!!!!!!!!1111111 im sooooo waiting for the pony "sakura" [wikipedia.org] edition of theze awsome sweeeett gadgets!!!!!!!11111111111

helll ..... is this the sushi

[rahulkool]

i can't find the disk driver or sushi ..... i got this Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't create a new thread (errno 35). If you are not out of available memory, you can consult the manual for a possible OS-dependent bug in /home/dynamism/www/htdocs/admin/admin_db_lib.php on line 20 Fatal error: Call to undefined function: () in /home/dynamism/www/htdocs/admin/admin_db_lib.php on line 20 lol

Karma 1..2..3..

[xamomike]

I'm informative.

APRIL FOOLS!

[Eideteker]

APRIL FOOLS!

that isn't sushi!

[bob122989]

taken from wikipedia: In Japan the word sushi refers to a broad range of food prepared with sumeshi () or sushi meshi (), which is vinegared rice. Outside Japan, sushi is often taken to mean raw fish, which is a confusion with sashimi, the properly generic term for fresh seafoods served raw. so there you have it, please mod me something nice.