Dotcom Business Plan Archive Open for Business 105
prostoalex writes "The next time you launch a huge online enterprise designed to cash out on Nasdaq IPO, it might be worth to check the Dotcom Business Plan Archive, MSNBC warns. David A. Kirsch, a professor of entrepreneurship at the University of Maryland, is collecting dotcom business plans and stories about creative destruction. Alas, both archives require free registration. There have been other attempts at creating such a collection."
Recently submitted business plan (Score:5, Funny)
2. Put them on a website
3. Attract as many users as possible
4. Don't make users pay to see these business plans (free registration is required), but attract advertisers who want their logos displayed alongside the glorious business plans.
5. Profit!!
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Apparently there haven't been many attempts at running Slashdot submissions through a splel chekcer.
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Kind of blends together.
I'm just picturing a bunch of geeks blowing millions of dollars on anime and games in one wild orgy of geekiness.
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Help your kids become very successful, they will pick your nursing home.
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So true. The dot-bomb where I worked for about 15 months was a classic example of this. We had enough funding to keep a small group of us going long enough to create something useful. But the CEO hired by the board of directors ruined all that. They paid him a $300,000 salary, plus a $50,000 per quarter bonus that had no performance parameters. He submitted weekly expense report
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damn registration (Score:5, Informative)
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ohhh, I've got one. (Score:1, Troll)
It's not all in your head.
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A) Microsoft didn't buy an old broadcast network. Microsoft doesn't own NBC, they partnered with NBC. Big difference.
B) If Microsoft was really bothered by Slate recommending Firefox, they would have tightened their control over an operation that they wholly owned. Selling it - so that it has even more freedom to criticize you - makes no sense in those circumstances. I thought we were supposed to be afraid of corporations controlling the media - not afraid of corporations selling their control of the media!
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We shall see how long Slate makes it on it's own or if anyone actually buys it. Nothing cracks the whip like a demonstration of the no viability of your whole business. In the mean time, the author and the editor will be canned.
It's control as much as all th
Lots of businesses don't make it (Score:5, Insightful)
The problem was not an abundance of bad ideas, it was that no matter what new market arises, in this case the Internet, the entrenched business community will usually be able to make significant headway into the new market beyond what a startup with a good idea can do. The cost of starting up a new company and putting into place the infrastructure to support doing business is much greater than simply adjusting an existing business model to take advantage of the benefits of the new business environment.
The result is that the startups get bought up, stomped down, or suffocated out of the market that they themselves created. The entrenched companies have the resources and mindshare to do that to the smaller companies. Only in a handful of success stories do we see a startup taking over a market where entrenched business was too late, too hesitant, or unwilling to take advantage of the new paradigm (Amazon vs. B&N/Borders).
The moral of the story isn't that you shouldn't bet the farm on a silly idea. The silly idea isn't always going to seem to silly if it takes off. Most of those dot-bomb creators are rolling in money. The ones who scoff are still making $40,000 a year writing articles for Wired.
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And the wired writers, who work for a living, have the right to scoff at dotbomb insanity.
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Re:Lots of businesses don't make it (Score:2)
I don't care how much money a blatant thief is rolling in. Bob Scheer put it quite well regarding the dot-com's larger cousins (WorldCom, Enron, GlobalCrossing): "these guys have done more damage to capitalism than every communist who ever lived."
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Plus they understand boring things like logistics, inventory and supply chain management, plus even more boring things like accounting & cost control. Sadly, many of the dotgone brigade didn't have the foggiest fuck of a clue about any of that. It was "sooo
Not much of an archive (Score:5, Interesting)
Errm... it's a bunch of business names with a "submit information on this company" button next to them. So I did another search for listings with multiple documents and finally found a business plan after the tenth company I looked at which was Artex.com, business plan here [http].
Looking at the executive summary, these guys planned to take a $20M investment and be generating $136M in revenues in two years. Ah, the hubris of those great days would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
Anyways, so they planned to spend $3.5M on hardware/hosting/etc, $3.5M the guys actually doing the software development and $11.5M on the marketroids to sell the idea (and presumably the artwork). No doubt the marketing guys were being paid 3 times the software developers also.
Is software development it's own reward? Do marketing people get paid a lot to compensate them for their frivolous job and their vapourous life?
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I wouldn't call marketing frivolous, at least in their importance to a business.
Just go to a drugstore, right next to the $1.99 Wal-ynol is a $4.99 bottle of Tylenol. It's the same medicine, but somehow people are convinced the name brand is better. Sure the chemical engineers can figure out new ways to make each bottle 10 cents cheaper, but the marketing folks can convince people to pay $3 more. Which do you think is better for profits?
Some marketing person convinced us that $5 for a cup of coffee, or $100 for a pair of shoes is reasonable; They even convince people that american beer "tastes great"!
You shouldn't dismiss the social and psychological side of business. Too often the "better" product doesn't sell as well because people think the other product is "better."
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An ethical professional would have said "You know, this business will die, horribly. Selling catfood through the internet isn't going to work, at least not today. Keep your millions, this advice will cost you $X thousands dollars".
The IT guys couldn't know this. It isn't their work. But it w
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I think that's more of a hindsight arguement. It was probably a combination of a workable idea, starry eyes of the
Same thing happens to other professionals like programmers (late, overbudget, buggy products)
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In fact, Paul Graham did realize that Yahoo stock(which had employed him) was priced waaaay above reality. And acted accordingly. He sold his stock, and told his friends to do the same.
He was a programmer. Yes, he had a lot of business vision. But the market guys should have had a lot more of this than him. It was their fricking job.
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In late 90s lots of people said, yeah the market is overpriced, but it keeps going up so they had to stay in.
The fear of fund managers was to not have certain stocks, then have them double in price (for no reason), and look bad because they only managed 10% growth while others were at 70%. So it became a continuous cycle.
I remember a commercial, I think it was for beer, and a couple
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Well, I didn't mean to come off sounding like the social/psychological side of business is frivoulous or vapourous, just the people who engage in it
While your example of the ongoing benefits above (10c cheaper per bottle vs 3 bucks) has merit, it disregards the fact that without the chemists/engineers/ethnobotanists there would be n
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I know alot of engineers who went into marketing. There are different types of marketing. There are the vaccuous funny tv commercial clowns. Then there are the technical marketing folks who shape product roadmaps, who need to understand their industry and products.
I didn't mean to say that marketing was more important than engineering, they need to go h
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Nope, that's called placebo.
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PS: Look at how many variants of Tylenol there are [tylenol.com]
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If I take regular Tylenol, which contains no active ingredients other than acetaminophen, it works. If I take a generic acetaminophen pill, which contains no active ingredients other than acetaminophen, it does not work.
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This conversation is going in circles.
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This is supposed to endear us to these people?
I think Bill Hicks [btopenworld.com] put is best:
"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself."
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Indeed. Also, an overwhelming percentage of entries seem to have no info on them besides the company name and description. Maybe the "browse by one or more documents" should be made a checkbox instead of one of the browse options?
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Sorry bout that. The slashdot story billed it as a business plan repository.
Perhaps if there were some way to search for a particular type of document (eg. business plans). I do find the other stuff such as anecdotal stories and listing documents, but if my real interest is the business plans, I want a way to go straight to them.
Cheers,
No help for me (Score:2)
So does this mean there's no help for the huge online sock emporium I am currently running?
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They are only collecting plans at this point (Score:3, Informative)
I've signed up and have yet to come across any business plans, though there are some more or less intriguing docs like photographs of marketing trinkets.
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Will be very useful... (Score:3, Insightful)
Unfortunately, the study of history - in any form - is very underrated in the current global culture and in American culture specifically. It is suprising to me the number of folks that feel history is 1) uninteresting, 2) irrelevnat, and 3) useless.
I will be registering for this site (and for those of you that refuse to register, TANSTAAFL), and exploring what it makes available. I think I will learn a lot.
And if you don't buy any of my arguments above, just remind yourself that this is a collection of the business plans that got funded by VCs. It can't hurt to look at them and use them as models if you are seeking VC funding someday for your idea.
Yours,
Jordan
The dotcoms did not fail.... (Score:5, Insightful)
Saw this first hand at a storage service provider called Sanrise. Burned through something like 200 Million dollars in just a couple of years. Left more than a dozen Hitachi 9900 raid arrays and huge tape libraries all over the country.
Heck of a party while it lasted. And for the CEO and a few of the founders I am sure they extracted a very nice sum prior to the final implosion.
So all in all I would have to say that most of the business plans the dotcoms used worked just exactly the way they were suppose to. They extracted a huge amount of money from venture capital groups. The fact that most of them had silly ideas just makes the venture capital groups look very silly.
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I see this in freaking books and it irritates the heck out of me. I can see how someone could make the mistake in a forum type setting (like
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While studying English (which is my second/third language), I was trying to comprehend the grammar of "must/could/should/might of done something". I encountered it so often, both online and in print, that I couldn't even think it was meant to be "must/could/should/might have done something". It wasn't until I moved to the U.S. that I realized what it was...
I am actually wondering why so many native speakers don't know that? I realize "should've" (as it is commonly pronounced here in the U.S.) and "shou
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No, just common (exacerbated by the fact that most teachers don't explain it properly; should've is the proper spelling, but most would recommend should have which is not obviously related). They may become acceptable spellings, because they are so common. As will "alot," which is also very common. Much the way one, two and three has replaced one, two, and three because it's one, two & three (now the rules are the same for both
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I've always found this fascinating. They teach an "entrepreneurship class" at the local high school here as well. I was invited to speak to this class a few times over the years; that's how I know that it exists.
As an "entrepreneur" who never took a class in entrepreneurship (I own and operate my own small business -- my basic theory of business is that if more is coming in than is going out in expenses, then it's a success), I have no idea how anyone would actu
Re:Former professor (Score:2)
Proper strategic planning can be learnt. Project management can be learnt. Business analysis can be learnt. Basics like learning methods for cost benefits analysis (i.e. not selling at a loss isn't always easy to avoid if the product or service is complex unless you actually spend some time figuring out how much it costs you to provide it), risk analysis, good hiring practices, basic accounting (good for s
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I don't think that's it. Personally, I have had my own business for ten years and have, lately, been "helping" another small businesses with a lot of stuff related to expansion and production of their product. I have seen a lot of small businesses come and go over the years, so I'd agree with you that most new small businesses fail. From talking to others about this, it seems that no matter what kind o
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The vast majority of these "entreprenuership" classes are crap, because no one can really teach about how to be an entreprenuer. But, there are a few good programs that fall under the same header.
A high school where I used to live offered a course that covered taking an idea from concept to market, basic economic prinicples (supply and demand, overhead, trade tarriffs), seeking investors, and writing a business plan. Of cour
Old Dot coms never die (Score:1, Funny)
This ones perfect (Score:4, Insightful)
2. Claim all *nix is belong to us.
3. Get press by launching an unwinnable lawsuit against IBM.
4. Get the company you run to pay millions in legal fees to your own brother.
5. Watch share price grow as press releases hint that your tiny company can get IBM and millions of users to pay up or go out of business.
6. Cut and run as the company implodes, and become bankrupt if necessary since all the cash is stashed with relatives or otherwise unreachable.
7. If any of the company remains, sue it for letting you be such a wanker.
8. Use your enhanced reputation to become CEO of a small and old soft drink company, and think about how it must have really invented coca-cola.
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Sheesh...
All your *nix ARE belong to us.
You are on the way to licenses.
Better plans (Score:1)
When I first started searching for this stuff, I wanted to see what a real business plan contained..
Check out http://www.bplans.com/sp/ [bplans.com]; click on Sample Business Plans for some very thorough plans, but that page has some other stuff that might be useful (marketing plans, etc), although be warned, the company se
startup.com (Score:3, Interesting)
So many funny and tragic things happened there that to this day I'm not entirely convinced that it isn't a mockumentary a la Spinal Tap.
For us in old Europe it was a double treat, because we'd get to experience both the dot.com madness, as well as the "standard" American business practices, like the "Monday morning shout" and other weird (for us) motivational stuff.
Definitely check this documentary out if you haven't already.
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OTOH, my employee orientation was called 'Becoming One Voice,' which sounds horribly socialist/fascist.
The Real problem (Score:2)
When you throw $100 million dollars of venture capital on a business that really requires only $5 million, what you end up with is a bunch of antsy investors who can't wait for the return on their investment. Many of these companies had sustainable businesses that
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WeaselBalls.com (Score:2)
I don't exactly know how this IPO stuff works, but I can't wait to allow people to make the claim that they own a tiny portion of my Weasel Balls.
Business Plan Archive summary (Score:2)
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Creative destruction (Score:2)