ArtBots - The Robot Talent Show 65
douglas repetto writes "Info on the participants in the Second Annual International ArtBots: The Robot Talent Show, to be held in New York this July, is now online. and there's lots of fun geek/tech/art candy. Participants include robots that draw, sculpt, and play musical instruments, as well as many with talents that are a bit harder to pin down."
Yeap... (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone know if a robotic artist is competing? (Score:3, Interesting)
Scratch Robot? (Score:2)
We are lowering our standards I think.....
Re:Scratch Robot? (Score:2, Insightful)
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Still, I listen to a fair bit of metal too (my first love
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If you want some decent DnB turntablism, poke around for stuff by DJ Craze, DJ Hype, or DJ Marky. Live sets are generally better for hearing the good stuff, natch
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Re:Scratch Robot? (Score:1)
I'm sitting here trying to guess how many beats per minute you're talking about for a really fast beat, then convert that into megahertz... Well I can't imagine the speed of the beat would be any issue for the robot. Further, you need to to have an understanding of the "feel", but the robot can exactly reproduce preprogrammed combinations of speed and pressure.
I'd guess it is using your input as a random seed to choose preselected combinations. So I would guess it could be a good player, if the human who
Re:Scratch Robot? (Score:1)
Re:Scratch Robot? (Score:2)
Imagine the remix: "Boing, boing, wicka, wicka, boing, boing."
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516 sensors? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:516 sensors? (Score:2)
The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC
You know, I can't imagine a situation more suited to wireless...
Re:516 sensors? (Score:1)
You know, I have a lot of sound clips I've gathered over the years. Imagine mapping a Three Stooges clip ("Woop-woop-woop") to the left nipple, a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" to the right, "Hey Rocky - watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat" to the ass, and maybe the Jeopardy theme or "Heeeeeeeereeeee's Johnny" to the pussy. Combine that with vigorous bed shaking and wall banging, along with your own s
Re:516 sensors? (Score:2, Funny)
And what happens when WinBJ controlled RealDoll goes into a BJOD? Ouch.
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talents - a bit harder to pin down? (Score:2)
Tribblation (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Tribblation (Score:1)
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Anyone else remember... (Score:4, Informative)
happy feet (Score:5, Informative)
as long as a robot can butcher (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe soon they will have robots jamming on tennis rackets while one of them blasts old Beatles tunes.
I want a spambot (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I want a spambot (Score:2)
My filters work just fine for that... I'd rather have a pornbot that goes through and downloads high quality porn... I mean art, and filters out all that low resolution junk.
captured by robots (of the musical variety) (Score:5, Informative)
The music is eh, but the show itself is rad.
These are some pictures of the robots themselves: http://www.chromatic-fantasy.com/2002-05-04-captu
(Yes, the robots actually play music.. )
-A
Re:captured by robots (of the musical variety) (Score:3, Informative)
You should check out Pierre Bastien [pierrebastien.com] on Rephlex [rephlex.com].
He's built an orchestra out of meccano robots, called the Meccanium, and it's not just a gimmick. It sounds great.
Re:captured by robots (of the musical variety) (Score:1)
Re:captured by robots (of the musical variety) (Score:1)
I think something very wrong is happening there. I'm going to call the child welfare agency now!
Wait, I might be a bit late.
Re:captured by robots (of the musical variety) (Score:1)
Replying to wrong comment... Way to go!
Fieldrobots (Score:3, Informative)
Here's the site [fieldrobot.nl] with a small movie showing a robot going.
Slashdot the robot? (Score:1, Funny)
Now, slashdotting the scratch robot isn't a big deal, it isn't alive, but what about the skin-robot one? Their inventors claim it's alive. Would we be killing it?
Are we murderers?
Are YOU a murderer?
Murderer!
"Give it time" or "The Evolution of BS AI" (Score:3, Funny)
Longest. Sentence. Ever.
CE
Re:"Give it time" or "The Evolution of BS AI" (Score:2)
All art is worthless. The only thing that's really beautiful today, are the Doom 3 or Unreal 2 rendering engines. And Propaganda desktop themes.
Re:"Give it time" or "The Evolution of BS AI" (Score:1)
Try reading it sometime
Simon (Score:1)
BR Does that mean Simon Says is going to be the annoying little judge that makes all the other robots cry?
Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:1)
--Homer, "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
i cant wiait.... (Score:1)
Obligatory Bender reply. (Score:3, Funny)
You mean like alcoholic, kleptomaniac, robots that are benders of steel?
I know what you mean. How do you classify such a talent?
Dolemite
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Break the scratch bot (Score:1)
Not art, but bots indeed! (Score:1)
New Fall Lineup for Fox? (Score:3, Funny)
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15 Seconds to Robot Fame
Who Wants to Marry a Robot?
American Robot
Was I the only one... (Score:1)