Chase the Rabbits 376
So, it's Friday night, and as usual, we need some sort of entertainment. Tonight's theme: fitness. Here's what happens when a computer geek meets a Navy SEAL for PT. It's not pretty. But does he learn? Oh no.
No need for fitness!! (Score:1, Offtopic)
Actually, I DO run crosscountry...
Re:No need for fitness!! - If you're young (Score:4, Insightful)
Boy, are you in for a surprise. Wait until you hit your late thirties. If you aren't in shape then, you can kiss those all-night programming sessions good-bye. I could sure use one of those medical breakthroughs right about now.
Re:No need for fitness!! (Score:5, Interesting)
On the other hand... (Score:2, Interesting)
Yeah, I know, on the average people who "live healthy" will live longer. My philosophy is--ah, so what. Why do I want to be 90 anyway? I'll take 55 really good years of wine, women and song over 80 of running and bottled water. Give me pastries! Give me fine cuisine loaded with heavy creams and cheeses and red meats! Give me hand-rolled cigars! Give me Chateau d'Yquem when I can afford it and a cheap 5-liter box when I can't! And being a bit soft and pale may not look so great to the contemporary eye, but it's pleasing when touched nonetheless. I personally love the feeling when my big Homer Simpson tummy starts jiggling as a hot young lady pounds into me like a jackhammer. And when I can't find a hot young woman who wants to sleep with me, well, that's where http://www.bigdoggie.net comes in.
I've got a full humidor, a few bottles of last fall's Beaujolais Nouveau in the fridge, and I'm still practically glowing from my appointment yesterday with a former runway model the likes of whom most thin athletic people will never get to enjoy in the sack--and she does things most girlfriends and wives won't do! So, if lots of exercise and healthy living turns you on, great, enjoy it. But it certainly isn't the only way to enjoy life to its fullest, thank you. I have exactly the life I want, and I'd take it over 20 extra years of a less indulgent one.
Re:On the other hand... (Score:2)
Well, once every few hours would be great. But I'll settle for an average of once a week.
> How much chocolade cake?
Just enough to make me not want any more chocolate cake.
> How much beer and wine can you possibly take?
About 12 glasses a night if I'm out at a bar socially, but more likely 1-2 glasses of wine a day. 1 to 2 glasses a day is actually a healthy amount from a medical standpoint, and may lessen the risk of heart problems according to some studies.
> And... (tada!
Absolutely! I lead *exactly* the life I want. I wouldn't trade anything I have for anything I don't. I absolutely love being able to enjoy the delectations of fine cuisine of whatever type I'm hungry for. I love having a huge Porterhouse if that's what I want, or 2 orders of Portobello Ravioli from Olive Garden if that's what I crave, or just a supersize order of McDonalds french fries and a Bacon Cheeseburger if that's what I'm in the mood for. I very much enjoy it because food and sex stimulate the senses in similar ways, and it's something we're supposed to enjoy and savor. Why would we have such an incredible ability gauge such subtleties in the tastes and textures of our foods, if we aren't meant to delight in them?
> It's amazing how much happier you can be without all that.
Well, it's amazing if *you* can be happy without all of that, but I wouldn't be. It's also amazing how some people deign to tell others that they're not happy, when they're *perfectly* happy.
> Did you need all that artificial stimuli when you were a child?
What artificial stimuli? Sex? Food? Alcohol? Cigars? Those, my friend, are *natural* stimuli. Not only do they occur in nature, but they're as old as recorded history. Let's skip sex and call that one pretty much self-evident--it is, after all, the underlying biological motivation for every species which reproduces sexually. So, let's go to food.
Food intake would seem to be a simple biological function. However, humans have a sense of taste that's a lot more refined than it needs to be to just be able to differentiate poisonous foods from safe ones. If that were all eating is about, we'd only need 2 flavors--good and yuck. But instead we can discern nearly infinite complex gradations and valuations of taste and texture of food. Moreover, we can be hungry for certain foods regardless of their nutritional value. Sometimes you just really want a banana, or chocolate, or bread, or pickles, or any number of things. If it were a simple biological function we'd just be hungry and eat stuff that doesn't taste bad until we're no longer hungry, or maybe we'd have more primitive cravings for sugary or bitter or salty in order to help the body get the kind of food that has the nutrients it wants. But it doesn't work like that. Our taste and hunger system is a lot more complex than it needs to be, and that leads to enjoyment and pleasure which is above and beyond what would be required for biological necessity. Clearly, food intake is supposed to be a pleasure, not just a simple biological function.
As for alcohol, there's a running debate amongst archaelogists and anthropologists and the like as to what came first, bread or beer. Some say bread was first and beer was discovered when some bread got wet and fermented. Many others say beer was first because it's easier to make than bread, since there's no baking step--people probably used to just collect and eat raw grains long before bread was invented, and one day some of those raw or crushed grains being stored got wet and fermented and beer was discovered when someone drank that fermented mush. I think the beer first argument is most persuasive, since it's the simplest. Either way, people found it incredibly enjoyable to drink and it's far older than recorded history. Wine was probably discovered in a similar manner after some grapes got crushed and became fermented, and is also older than recorded history. It does something people have always liked, and while alcohol itself is burnt quickly by the body and has no real nutritional value, it's social value is inestimable. How many couplings, friendships, great songs and literature, all throughout history, owe a great deal to the lubricity of drink? I'm sure we all owe several ancestors in our various chains of ancestry to an excess drink or two, and the role of alcohol as inspiration for great art and literature through its action on the imagination is well documented. Without the Boar's Head tavern, Shakespeare would probably have been a mediocre writer; without his addiction to absinthe, van Gog could never have unleashed his incredible paintings. The effects of alcohol are at least as positive as they are negative, and have contributed so much to our culture. It is not only something which is naturally enjoyed, it is a valuable and largely unsung component of most of the best of our arts and literature.
Cigars are much the same as alcohol. Western cultures were not so big into smoking things directly, although various forms of incense have served the same purpose in the West again since prehistory. Certain things smell good or produce physiological or psychological effects when inhaled, and in the ancient world many types of incense were meant to be inhaled deeply and not just savored for their scent. Myrrh, for instance, was often either inhaled deeply just as we do today with tobaccos, or mixed with wine, to produce an intoxicated sedation in the smoker or drinker. In Native American cultures things were usually smoked more diretly, hence the use of pipes and cigars which we European conquerors adopted as well, along with one of the natives' favorit weeds for smoking, tobacco. Tobacco is today marred by the malefactions of the cigarette industry and its cancerous possibilities, but once again it has contributed immeasurably to both the West and the Native Americans from whom we adopted it. It was used in ceremonies not unlike the "vision quests" associated with the Southwestern Indians and harder drugs like peyote, but more commonly it was a relaxing social occasion and remains so to this day. A good cigar or pipe, to an enthusiast such as myself, is an aid to conversation and relaxation. In a famous quip Mark Twain was confronted by an anti-smoking zealot who said (something like) "Mr. Clemens, whatever shall you do when you go to Heaven and you cannot smoke your dreadful cigars?" To which he replied, "Madam, if I cannot enjoy my cigars in Heaven I shall not go there." If the effects produced by smoking were not enjoyable, people wouldn't do it--this is all the more true about all-tobacco cigars and pipes, since they introduce less nicotine and in a more gradual way than modern cigarettes, which have been refined in such a way as to increas effective nicotene yield and decrease absorbtion times. In any event, the smoking of tobacco (which modern cigarettes really aren't--in fact the additives to tobacco are probably more cancer-inducing than the tobacco is) has been enjoyed in the West for nearly five centuries, and added to our culture in much the same way as alcohol has--could Mark Twain have written the same way were it not for his long chatting and thinking sessions under the subtle influence of his cigars? Could Hemingway have written the same without ever-present cigarettes? Could Churchill have been so level-headed and calm through the world's worst crisis, without the calming influence of the cigars he smoked literally from morning until bedtime, even in the bath?
> No, but somehow as we grow older we forget our naturalness and joy.
All those things are natural, and all were discovered in prehistory and have been enjoyed since then. Smoking and drinking alcohol and enjoying food and especially enjoying sex--since it is *the* ultimate biological imperative--are all natural, enjoyable, beautiful parts of life. What life do we have without them? No enjoyment of sex, enjoyment of food, enjoyment of drink and smoke--not much of a life.
And by the way, children by nature touch themselves in a sexual manner, which is why most children have to be taught and socialized by parents not to touch their own genitals. It's natural, and even 4 or 5 year olds naturally touch their sexual parts because it feels good, until they're socialized not to. Puritanical types hate when that is pointed out, but ask anyone with developmental psychology knowledge about it and they'll tell you it's quite common and normal for young kids to touch themselves sexually until taught and constrained not to. They'd progress much more quickly into exploring sexuality with other children in their peer groups, too, were it not for social constructs against it.
Guess what? Kids also like food. They enjoy food as much as adults do. They may not savor and appreciate the subtleties of taste and texture like adults can, but they surely enjoy it and they naturally gravitate towards foods which are not necessarily "healthy" because of their tastes.
As for drink, in many cultures--the ones not based on Puritanism or strictest Islam, that is--it is customary for children to be allowed small diluted quantities of wine and such. It is as much an enjoyment and mood-enhancer for them as it is for us, and if you ever visited parts of France and Spain you'd see children as young as five being allowed a cup of diluted wine with dinner.
So what's all that bull about "naturalness and joy"? The naturalness and joy in life comes from enjoying these simple pleasures of sex and food and drink, as well as play and other pleasures.
> We become dependent on stuff that in reality makes us sick, depressed and dull.
I'm not dependent on anything. I do however enjoy everything, freely and without either Puritan or postmodern apology. I do not get sick, depressed, or dull because of life's pleasures. You seem to have the incredibly unfortunate misconception that the pleasures dear Nature gave us are opiates, lulling us into a ho-hum existence. Opiates are unfortunate highly addictive, and their users more often than not spiral downwards into an existence totally dependant on the opiate and causing one to lay listless all day until one withers away. Food, sex, drink, and smoke are not the same--almost all users lives are enhanced, not diminished, and a relative very few have an addiction to these things ruin their lives. Instead, for most people they are simple pleasures and enhancements, enriching their lives and, as I pointed out, greatly enriching their art and our culture.
> Ie, how come Sports is so popular among fat, beer-drinking males?
I think they're popular with most people. I'm not one of them, and indeed most of us geeks--fat and beer-drinking as we may be--are not among that number, except for one or two we may play non-competitively for fun and enjoyment. The same sort of fun and enjoyment we get from all the other great stuff: play, sex, food, drink, intellectual stimulation. Enjoying them all is natural, normal, and *truly* healthy, unlike an obsession over looking thin which is largely owed to our fucked-up media portrayal of body image.
> It's incredible the lengths people will go to without realizing it is because of crushed dreams and spoiled play.
That may be true of the blue-collar working class--but that's very fw of Slashdot's readership here. Most of us geeks are white-collar upper-working-class, which is very different and which is largely rsponsible for our perennial weight "problems." When you're blue-collar you usually work with your body and get a fair amount of exercise in the natural course of things. When you're white-collar and work with your mind, especially if you mostly sit in front of a computer screen, you don't get much exerise in the naural course of things. So it's natural for geek types to pudge out a bit.
The people you describe are the poor who drown their sorrows in drink to a great excess, and in opiates and hard drugs and other things, to avoid facing harsh realities. That just isn't most people on
I enjoy my body, and I don't bemoan its girth. I celebrate it. It's normal and natural. As I aid, I love the way my Homer Simpson-like belly jiggles when a girl fucks me from on top. It feels wonderful. It feels natural. I wouldn't trad my body for a thinner one, no indeed, and we need to teach people to be happy with their normal, natural bodies, which are the esult of whatever their levels of natural physical activity and food intake. Why dislike it, instead of accepting the natural course? I love the natural course. I am a natural, normal person, and my ideas ae natural and normal. Yourse seem constrained and unnatural and weird postmodernist claptrap. Nothing personal, but I have a much happier and healthier outlook on life, as well as a very natural and healthy life.
Stay in shape, Choose SysAdmin (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Stay in shape, Choose SysAdmin (Score:3, Funny)
You mean like this? (Score:2)
Hrrph, What a loser... (Score:1)
Jeesh, all the guy would've had to do was join the military and save $495.
Heck, I got p a i d a whole $600 bucks a month and they didn't charge me a dime for getting shouted at.
Re:Hrrph, What a loser... (Score:3, Funny)
Never bayonet a baby. They're more dangerous than they look -- stick with grenades.
Well, cool (Score:2, Interesting)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!! from the delta to the DMZ............
Re:Well, cool (Score:2)
The Meanest Geek, EVER (Score:3, Funny)
I am a former Marine, 225 lbs. @ 7% BF, who works as a real network engineer (not a lame-dick MCSE) who runs Linux and FreeBSD at home.
There are two points to this post.
1) I am the meanest geek, ever.
2) Just because you're smart, doesn't mean you have to play the role of the skinny, unathletic nerd.
Re:The Meanest Geek, EVER (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Meanest Geek, EVER (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The Meanest Geek, EVER (Score:2)
Re:The Meanest Geek, EVER (Score:2)
Re:The Meanest Geek, EVER (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The Meanest Geek, EVER (Score:2)
Of course, I only way 125lbs.>:)
I'm not scrawny thought, I've got the bruce lee ripped-all-over-from-doing-a-ton-of-aerobics physique. I'm also a hardcore Martial Artist and light gymnast.
And one of my good friends who moved to calif is one of those guys that is just incredibly strong, he benches 315lbs 5 times as his workout. He's a truck.... Hehehe. Of course, this entire post is off topic and sill if I really think about it, but it's 2am and I really don't care. I have karma to burn.>:)
More power to the fitness inclined Geeks of the world!!
Kintanon
Re:too bad about the chemo therapy... (Score:2)
Re:too bad about the chemo therapy... (Score:3, Insightful)
Roids (Score:4, Funny)
Why you are curious about my nuts, I have no idea. But I'll answer, so you can sleep tonight.
Testicular atrophy is normal while taking steroids, but if you only are on for short periods of time, they swell back to normal once you stop the cycle.
If you take Clomiphene Citrate after a cycle, you can stay on for quite a while and still save your nads from perma-shrinkage.
If you want to bukkake [georgekranz.com] your girl, pop a few Clomid tabs and wait a few days. You'll be spurting ounces at a time. Here's a pic of my pet squirrel [remail.org] after having Clomid mixed into his feed for a few days.
As for the phallus, steroids actually increase [anadrol.com] the size of it. Small balls, large crank. Who gives a shit about large nuts, anyway? Really, when was the last time you heard a bunch of chicks sitting around talking fondly of some guy's gigantic testes?
"They're gonna hafta open up my pecs again and ... (Score:2)
The lesson here, kiddies, is, you play with fire, you will get burned. What's amusing is, there's a lot of attention paid on
You can tell... (Score:3, Funny)
That we have a Slashdot reader here:
This guys needs a Dominatrix (Score:3, Insightful)
At the end he talks about his "shitty self image"..no wonder! Notice all his references to fictional movie characters--he's actually trying to meet up with an ideal made in Hollywood!
Its sad. So sad. But whatever turns your crank I guess.
Re:This guys needs a Dominatrix (Score:2)
Re:This guys needs a Dominatrix (Score:2)
Hey, doofus, you're here too.
Re:This guys needs a Dominatrix (Score:2, Informative)
Anyone can go out and pay for a dominatrix. Not that many people I know can finish this course.
Cheers,
Peter
nerd? (Score:2, Interesting)
"I'm in Public Relations. My job is to get the media to cover stories that I think interesting."
Ah, memories (Score:2)
Stretch & Breathe (Score:2)
Re:Stretch & Breathe (Score:2)
Re:Stretch & Breathe (Score:2)
No way around it.
Man that is really, really overweight.:)
Running's high impact and depending on the road surface can cause alot of damage. Swimming's a great alternative but where that's not available try skipping. Skipping on a shock absorbent mat will save the knees and hips a tremendous amount of punishment. If you can skip 45 minutes after a workout then you're doing *good.
I've run that course (Score:5, Funny)
all to get the sunday paper. . .
Re:I've run that course (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I've run that course (Score:2)
Funny, they have that same thing (the -50 below bit) on a thermometer at The Hitching Post in Glennallen.
Crazy (Score:2)
I've just got this to say... (Score:4, Interesting)
Some specifics would have been a little nice. I'm sure the vast majority of the Slashdot readerbase is sitting above the ideal weight zone, after all, and I'm kinda curious what Pete's before/after weights were.
And now I know I've *gotta* get a SportBrain.
Re:I've just got this to say... (Score:2, Interesting)
Cheers,
-Peter
Re:I've just got this to say... (Score:2)
Re:I've just got this to say... (Score:2)
Not geeky enough. (Score:2)
1) no images to mirror. KW feel left out.
2) no cranky webserver. It has been an hour, and not sign of slashdotting.
3) putting "navy seal" and "geek" is just cruel and merciles.
4) "chase the rabbit". that sounds a lot like "punch the monkey".
5) it is posted by michael. You really can't complain about michael. He is not taco or katz,
and he is not a recurring item in the polls. Michael needs an scandal to make it in this business.
For now he is way too clean cut, and perfect. I suggest he starts with a good handle.
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Re:Not geeky enough. (Score:2)
Not only that, but they are just as annoying. I tried a couple "chasing the rabbits" after my run this morning and from the soreness I'm feeling now I found a couple muscle groups I didn't know I had...
Sure, I'll sign up (Score:3, Interesting)
And, who are people like me? Remember, not all geeks are 90 lbs soaking wet. 6'2", 375lbs. Yes, you read that right. I sit in front of a computer all day drinking Mt Dew Code Red, my ass has no where to go but out.
Buying a treadmill, building a switch to turn off the TV unless I'm on and walking. At a regular stride, I can walk all day (and have). If this don't at least get me down to the point where I can take a PT class like this one, I'll die fat.
Re:Sure, I'll sign up (Score:2, Informative)
I used to be in decent shape back in the day; I could run a four and a half minute mile. I had a 32 inch waist.
Then I started a Web development company and ran it for five years [sympatico.ca]. A lot of time was spent sitting behind a computer, eating badly and drinking obscene amounts of Coca Cola, or in airports, eating crappy airport food. At the end of my five year run, most my muscle mass had turned to flab. I could barely run a mile in any amount of time, and had a 38" waist.
I finally left the company last spring. I got off my ass, started doing 20 to 30 minutes of calisthetics every other day, ate healthier, and was back down to a 32" waist in about 6 months. The only thing left to do is work on my cardiovascular conditioning, which should take about an hour of jogging or swimming three days a week, and to quit smoking.
If you can't find the motivation to do a sum total of five hours of exercise a week, you've got bigger problems. Like dying prematurely from heart disease.
You don't need to be able to take that class, or build your treadmill torture machine. You already have all you need to get into reasonable shape.
from the article (Score:4, Insightful)
To be honest, no, I can't imagine that. It's highly improbable.
The New York City marathon is 26 miles, and the winner usually does it in about 2 hours; and is completely wiped out. I believe it's quite impossible to run 141 miles in a single day, even for a world class runner.
Coincidentally, the Marathon des Sables in Morocco is 141 miles as well, and that takes 7 days to run.
Re:from the article (Score:3, Informative)
sorry, but you're wrong 141 miles equals 226,91694 kilometers. Below here I paste the overall best distance of The Netherlands' best Ultrarunners in the 24 hour category:
01 Ron Teunisse 251.949 Apeldoorn-'90
t em=8 [ultraned.org]
02 Wim Epskamp 249.694 Uden-'00
03 Wim bart Knol 225.636 Apeldoorn-'95
I found this at: http://www.ultraned.org/uitslagen/ranglijst.php?i
I do however belief that this drill sergeant is probably bragging.
Re:from the article (Score:2)
Re:from the article (Score:2)
Re:from the article (Score:2)
It brings to mind one of my own experiences, which involved an extremely ugly data recovery project (gee... the person in charge of backups never bothered to make sure that the tapes actually fucking worked). I was leading the team in charge of rebuilding (by hand) several corrupted databases full of transactions, and merging them back into the live data set. I literally worked slightly over 100 hours straight, slept 8 hours, and then worked 20 more before taking a week off. It's a funny thing - once you learn to ignore parts of your brain telling you that you can't possibly go on, it's really amazing what you can do. To this day I tell this story, and people are always saying "no fucking way; that's impossible!" It's hard to describe, but when you're doing something like that, you just
Re:from the article (Score:2)
There's a different between being in great shape and being a world class runner. At that level you need more than just mental or physical toughness, you also need superb natural ability and years upon years of training.
It doesn't matter how much willpower you have, or how physically tough you are; while marine instructors tend to be in superb shape, there's a big difference between that and a professional athlete. You're not going to outrun Haile Sebrassie on willpower alone, or lift more than Hossein Rezazadeh just because you push yourself.
Re:from the article (Score:2)
Re:from the article (Score:2)
There's a different between being in great shape and being a world class runner.
There's also a difference between running for sport and running because someone behind you is going to kill you.
Re:from the article (Score:2)
"Coincidentally, the Marathon des Sables in Morocco is 141 miles as well, and that takes 7 days to run."
Ah, but that's only 20.2 miles a day. Easily doable if you pace yourself. I believe armies used to travel around that distance everyday (marching), so a competitor could probably do about 40 a day pushing it.
Marathon des Sables (Score:2)
As a reward for your hard work... (Score:2, Insightful)
PAIN IS PLEASURE!
gogogo!
Odd overtones (Score:2, Insightful)
The first is the simpsons watching, game playing, cube farm dwelling geek who likes lots of remote controls and whose programming is limited to the stuff at work.
The second type are the ones who do devote 110% of themselves to something they love.
Four day straight coding binges, countless hours of research and self-education IMHO far exceed the effort put forth by soldiers for one simply reason. There is no instructor screaming at this person to force them to give so much.
Don't get me wrong, I do have a great deal of respect for people who can go through this, but I am a little disturbed at the suggestion that this being a geek simply means that one gives "50%" of themselves and sits around playing with their cats all day.
That instructor may seem like a tough guy, but in reality, how does his efforts make the world a better place? Sure, the military is important, but militaries are only relavant to the present. Colin Powell may be remember as a great leader, perhaps for a few decades, but I truely believe that Richard Stallman will have a place in history as a revolutionary (atleast, for a century or so).
Re:Odd overtones (Score:3, Insightful)
It should be noted that to become a Navy Seal, or a member of any other branch of the U.S. Armed forces, one must volunteer
Re:Odd overtones (Score:2)
I'd say even just the one two week course that may improve the fitness level (or even just attitude) of 20 or so people is more important than any LIMS I may code.
What's the point of doing our "improve the standards of living" geeky shit if we are just watching the counry slip further and futher into the abyss of obesety that it surely is heading to?
In any case, doing hard things that you like, is easy. It really is, precisely because you are so dedicated to it, is it possible to stay up for 3 days coding and not think of it as "hard." It's doing things that you don't like, and which are hard, that's difficult.
Re:Odd overtones (Score:2)
If the code you are referring to is a new version of Duke Nukem or some silly number game then I may agree. If the code you are referring to is software to help poor schools use the internet or to allow individuals to collabrate throughout the world to improve technology, then I have to disagree with you.
This guy surely didn't sound obese to me when he started this thing. He was looking for vanity weight loss. Such weight loss is highly overrated by society today. Most people don't realize that a guy with 7% body fat is not neccessarily healther than a guy with 10% fat. In fact, body fat does provide a useful function and having such a low amount of it is taking a gamble with one's health.
In any case, doing hard things that you like, is easy. It really is, precisely because you are so dedicated to it, is it possible to stay up for 3 days coding and not think of it as "hard." It's doing things that you don't like, and which are hard, that's difficult.
The love that I'm referring to is the sharing of ideas. The 3 day coding binges are not anymore enjoyable than the pushups this guy was doing. Its typing, its monatous, but its neccessary.
I think most people have trouble understanding what I say because while they have truely worked out there body at least once in their life, they have not truely worked out their mind. To me, that is much more depressing of the two. The human mind is the only thing that man was given over the animals. To neglect and abuse it perhaps the greatest sin man can commit.
Re:Odd overtones (Score:2)
That's why I specified a LIMS (or, a Laboratory Information Management System), mainly because it's kind of what I do, and also because I see it as something having use (the exact opposite of a Duke Nukem game) - it helps research, it helps find new cures for diseases, is eventually helps save lives (hypothetically).
I wasn't actually just talking about weight loss (and if think if you read the thing you know that's not what it was about, either), whatever a person can lose in two weeks, they can gain back in two days. I was talking more about attitude, about realizing that staying in good shape (however subjective that may be, I am not talking 5% bodyfat here) is not only necessary but is also enjoyable. And it sounds to me, at least, that the two weeks that guy described, is just the kind of kick in the pants that would get a lot of people on their way.
The coding binges must be a subjective thing - I, for one, enjoy them; I do what I like, and I see immediate results from doing it. Certainly it's mentaly and sometimes even physically tiring, but I have a definite goal in front of me, that I am good at accomplishing. If I didn't like it, I very much doubt I'd be doing it.
To neglect and abuse it perhaps the greatest sin man can commit.
Talk of "sin" and "given" and such nonsense aside - I would've agreed with you before, but recently I am finding more and more that neglecting and abusing your body is really not any less depressing of the two.
You, sir, are ignorant. (Score:2)
First off, you really shouldn't classify things into two categories. That makes you ignorant.
The only reason it is now "cool" to be a geek is because the everyday person uses it, and you get paid well to be one. That doesn't mean that geeks should be put on a throne and admired. Your comments lead me to believe that you are some kind of self-worshipping, elitest A-hole. In reality, that is what a lot of tech people are, so you shouldn't feel special. Don't worry, there are a lot of other types of people who act the same way too.
And stop with the 110% garbage. Cliche. If you are all geek, all the time, good for you. But don't expect people to automatically respect you for that. What dangers do you face in your life? What are YOU doing to make the world a better place? Do you think that in the end, technology is the answer? If you do, then you had better WAKE THE FUCK UP! You ask the question about the instructor "...how does his efforts make the world a better place?" That makes you seem uneducated and elitest. The fact that you may not remember those who gave their lives for YOUR FREEDOM doesn't mean that they aren't important. They are the unsung heros who lazy bastards like you take advantage of every day as you give your "110%" to a luxury like technology. Revolutionary! Bah. RMS may be a revolutionary, but you have to have something to revolt against, that that something was possible because of people in the military, government, artists, musicians, etc. You think technology built this country? It was the comman person, who busted their ass farming, working in factories, fixing your car, cooking your food, teaching you, RAISING YOUR ASS from a snotty nosed kid to a snotty nosed adult. Why don't you give credit where credit is due, instead of going through life with tunnel-vision?
Damn. Maybe I am reading too much into your weak comments, but you touched on something. For the most part, most of the tech people I know are physically lazy. Sure, they can code for 6 hours straight, and they can focus all their attention on one problem, but they usually can only function around other people like them. Why be ignorant of everything else? I know that there are specialists in every field, and there are tech specialists too who are the best at what they do. But that isn't everyone. If you aren't one of these people (and chances are you aren't) then you should expand yourself. Learn about other things. Get off your ass and go to a museum (of real art, not anime!). Read a book that doesn't have to do with cryptography or a programming language. Go in the kitchen and cook, instead of dialing the phone or having your mommy cook something for you. DO SOMETHING ELSE!!! Why are you sitting in front of that PS2 or Xbox for 5 hours straight? Yeah, it's fun. Why do you do it every day? What, may I ask, is that going to do to make the world a better place?
You may be asking yourself "who is this prick? He is probably a hypocrite." Some may think that. I certainly don't claim to be the most well-rounded person, but I realize that every day and try to fix it. I don't have delusions of grandeur, I don't try to be great. I try not to be an arrogant prick when I am right. I love to learn new things. I try to get stuck in one thing. It is boring!!!!! Don't be a boring person. Make this a better world by improving yourself, physically, mentally, spiritually, philosophically, technologically.... The list goes on. If you can speak out of some kind of experience, then I may be more apt to listen to you, but don't try and put other people down without having some kind of knowledge of what you are talking about. It is OK to not say anything. Just shut up and listen, you may learn something.
OK, I am getting tired of typing. If you ever met me, you would never guess that this rant is coming out of me, because I am the quiet guy. But by being quiet I listen and learn. Maybe I have just been trapped in SUVland suburbian hell for too long. Maybe I am just tired of all the cliches that I see cycling through this world. Maybe I am just sick and tired of ignorance.
Re:You, sir, are ignorant. (Score:2)
The classification was only to help better explain my point. I did not intend to define the geek world in three lines of text. It was not terribly relavent to my main idea so I did not spend much time on it. If we thoroughly explained every single aspect of what we were trying to convey, then communications would be all but impossible.
The only reason it is now "cool" to be a geek is because the everyday person uses it, and you get paid well to be one. That doesn't mean that geeks should be put on a throne and admired.
That was really the point I was trying to make. There are those that are geeks because it is the "cool" thing, and then those who have this unbelievable drive and devotion. I used Stallman as an example as he is the most obvious in this forum. If you take the time to really read what Stallman says, one cannot deny that he truely is devoted to his beliefs.
Your comments lead me to believe that you are some kind of self-worshipping, elitest A-hole. In reality, that is what a lot of tech people are, so you shouldn't feel special. Don't worry, there are a lot of other types of people who act the same way too.
Well, if you reexamine my post, I did not attack anyone on a personal level and went to great lengths to make sure I established that I respected the people in the story. Instead of just proclaiming that I'm 'self-worshipping' and an 'elitist', perhaps you should take the time to try and understand what I'm saying.
And stop with the 110% garbage. Cliche. If you are all geek, all the time, good for you. But don't expect people to automatically respect you for that.
Yes, 110% is cliche, but all cliche's are based on fact. Sometimes, the most efficent way to portray an idea to the masses is through cliche. I am not sure who, and I believe it was a chemist, but someone once said that, "The common man spends 90% of their time thinking about sex, great men spend 70%." I think it is undoubted that there are individuals who devote themselves more to what they believe in than others. I do believe that such devotion is something that deserves respect. That is why I said I respected the Navy Seal.
What dangers do you face in your life? What are YOU doing to make the world a better place? Do you think that in the end, technology is the answer? If you do, then you had better WAKE THE FUCK UP! You ask the question about the instructor "...how does his efforts make the world a better place?" That makes you seem uneducated and elitest. The fact that you may not remember those who gave their lives for YOUR FREEDOM doesn't mean that they aren't important.
I do believe that it is every man's duty to try and improve the world around him. In fact, I believe that that is the only important thing in life. Knowledge and understand are the only ways that humanity is every improved. War has existed since the dawn of time, and long periods of war never improve humanity. Humanity improves when intellectual revolutions occur. Things like the Italian Renessiance, the invention of the printing press, the Industrial Revolution, the growth of the internet, etc., are the things that have improved humanity.
And I ask you, what does it mean to give one's life for freedom? I would say that it is more honorable to devote one's life to freedom. Surely, if former was the most honorable cause, then the solidiers who raped and devistated villages in Vietnam are more honorable than George Washington, since he died of natural causes and they may have died in battle? And of course, those who choose to fight in unjust wars (such as the Mexican-American war) are more honorable than those who refuse to support it (such as Henry David Thoreau)? Our society likes to idealize those who fight wars. Perhaps it is because people can related best to those individuals and feel that is the easiest way for them to obtain such status, but let me assure you, humanity has never once been improved by war (although one could argue that humanity is maintained by war).
They are the unsung heros who lazy bastards like you take advantage of every day as you give your "110%" to a luxury like technology.
Bit ironic to refute my argument with a cliche while also critizing my use of cliche
Revolutionary! Bah. RMS may be a revolutionary, but you have to have something to revolt against, that that something was possible because of people in the military, government, artists, musicians, etc. You think technology built this country? It was the comman person, who busted their ass farming, working in factories, fixing your car, cooking your food, teaching you, RAISING YOUR ASS
from a snotty nosed kid to a snotty nosed adult. Why don't you give credit where credit is due, instead of going through life with tunnel-vision?
I choose RMS as an example because he is the most notoriable figure in such a forum. I do believe RMS respects someone who has devoted themselves entirely to a cause (and at great loss) that he believes in strongly. I agree with his views for the most part, but I disagree with some. Either way, it is undeniable that he will secure at least a similiar place in history as Henry Ford although I doubt he will achieve the same kind of pristage as say, Gutenberg.
Damn. Maybe I am reading too much into your weak comments, but you touched on something. For the most part, most of the tech people I know are physically lazy. Sure, they can code for 6 hours straight, and they can focus all their attention on one problem, but they usually can only function around other people like them. Why be ignorant of everything else?
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume something I wrote sparked some deep emotions in you.
I know that there are specialists in every field, and there are tech specialists too who are the best at what they do. But that isn't everyone. If you aren't one of these people (and chances are you aren't) then you should expand yourself. Learn about other things.
My belief in life is pretty simple. I believe it is every man's duty to try and improve the world around him. I believe the advancement of knowledge is the only way to improve that world. To me, a man should spend a great portion of his time studying to learn what others have contributed, and also should try and share his views with the world. I post frequently to
Get off your ass and go to a museum (of real art, not anime!). Read a book that doesn't have to do with cryptography or a programming language. Go in the kitchen and cook, instead of dialing the phone or having your mommy cook something for you. DO SOMETHING ELSE!!! Why are you sitting in front of that PS2 or Xbox for 5 hours straight? Yeah, it's fun. Why do you do it every day? What, may I ask, is that going to do to make the world a better place?
Well, again, I believe your post was seeded mostly with emotion, but I do agree with what you say here. I despise video games and do also believe it is important to have a varied education. Of course, I would not put much value in an art museum, but that is an entirely different discussion
You may be asking yourself "who is this prick? He is probably a hypocrite." Some may think that. I certainly don't claim to be the most well-rounded person, but I realize that every day and try to fix it. I don't have delusions of grandeur, I don't try to be great.
It saddens me that you would say such a thing. If you do not live your life trying to be the best you possible can be, then why live at all? Thoreau once said,
I try not to be an arrogant prick when I am right. I love to learn new things. I try to get stuck in one thing. It is boring!!!!! Don't be a boring person. Make this a better world by improving yourself, physically, mentally, spiritually, philosophically, technologically.... The list goes on. If you can speak out of some kind of experience, then I may be more apt to listen to you, but don't try and put other people down without having some kind of knowledge of what you are talking about. It is OK to not say anything. Just shut up and listen, you may learn something.
Perhaps you should consider your own words. I wouldn't put too much value on experience though. I won't go into here, but you should read "The Transcendentalist," by Ralph Waldo Emerson.
OK, I am getting tired of typing. If you ever met me, you would never guess that this rant is coming out of me, because I am the quiet guy. But by being quiet I listen and learn.
The greatest sin a man can commit is to keep his ideas to himself. Sometimes my greatest sadness comes when considering how much greatest was lost in the world from those who simply hestitated to share their ideas. Actually, as much as I regret posting something that would cause you to react with such emotion, I do feel somewhat justified in knowing that it at least provoked you to enter into the discussion.
Maybe I have just been trapped in SUVland suburbian hell for too long.
If you feel like reading something good, I suggest picking up "Walden" by Henry David Thoreau. If you have read it, reread it. If you are unfamiliar with it, it is an account of his time spent in solitude by Walden pond. It is one of the best pieces of literature I have yet read.
Re:You, sir, are ignorant (retraction) (Score:2)
War has existed since the dawn of time, and long periods of war never improve humanity. Humanity improves when intellectual revolutions occur.
I don't know about this - to say war has never improved humanity? That might be a stretch. Maybe war didn't improve it directly, but it certainly prompted rapid change. It is hard to imagine what the world would be like without the US Revolutionary War or the US Civil War. I am sure there are others that you can agree that had a great impact on the world. I think humanity can certainly improve as a result of war. Many technologies are produced for/by the military, so without wars, perhaps technology may not progress as rapidly. (but that begs the question, does technology improve humanity)
I don't have delusions of grandeur, I don't try to be great. It saddens me that you would say such a thing. If you do not live your life trying to be the best you possible can be, then why live at all?
That is different than what I meant by "great". I was referring to "great" in the common sense, as in the eyes of others. I don't try to be a great man. I just do what I do, to the best of my ability. I don't want to be rich and powerful. I just want to be happy. I could certainly be happy with money, but that is not my goal. I know people who are like that, they want to be great (in the selfish sense). It makes me sick. Some people thrive on the admiration of others and on having "power". Not me. It follows a more Zen philosophy, of just being. Just live in the moment, and appreciate everything you have. The desire to be great will cloud your judgement.
OK, we had better end this right now, or we will get modded down for having a reasonable discussion. This isn't the place for that. :-)
Re:You, sir, are ignorant (retraction) (Score:2)
I'll give you that I guess.
It is hard to imagine what the world would be like without the US Revolutionary War or the US Civil War.
It's hard to imagine what our life would have been like without these things, but after our society fails (and all societies due), both events will have little meaning. The Punic wars of Rome, or the Trojan war has very little meaning on our lives today. While they may shaped shaped history, they surely didn't improve mankind.
I am not anti-war, it is necessary in some circumstances, but I do not respect it and do not believe it benefits society.
Many technologies are produced for/by the military, so without wars, perhaps technology may not progress as rapidly. (but that begs the question, does technology improve humanity)
While war improves technology, does it really improve science? War may create a faster computer, but the science of Einstein and Turing are what has improved humanity with the computer. I kind of see the military's work with technology as it's justification for the tremendous amount of money we spend on it. It's kind of the same way NASA justifies itself. Now, working in the military sector, I can definitely say that while an aweful lot is accomplished, even more is wasted.
I recently visited the Princeton Plasma Physics lab and was told by one of the chief scientists there that there budget was only a few million dollars and if they were only guarenteed that some, they would be years ahead in their search for useful fusion energy. I recently worked on a project that had a budget of a few million dollars and IMVHO, had the money for that project been diverted to this lab, humanity would be much better off. Unfortunately, I don't make those decisions.
It follows a more Zen philosophy, of just being.
I had taken what you wrote as saying that you didn't try to be great, just good. To settle for just being good. To me, one can be great, or one can not be great. There is no middle ground.
OK, we had better end this right now, or we will get modded down for having a reasonable discussion. This isn't the place for that.
What's the point of hitting the cap if you can't burn karma a bit every once in a while
Re:Odd overtones (Score:2)
Without that software, it doesn't matter how tought these guys are because they would get raped in the field just as the Taliban is getting raped in Afganstian.
Don't get me wrong, I respect these guys (I work with lots of them) but I'm just saying that there are programmers that work just as hard, and harder, than these guys. It's just a different kind of work.
Re:Odd overtones (Score:2)
To me, reading a book is something that is going to improve myself for the rest of my life. Working out is a fleeting improvement at best and serves little purpose other than vanity (unless of course one is obese).
Remember though, healthy weight is a pretty wide range and doesn't mean 7% body fat. A person who exercises constantly can actually be more unhealthy than one who just watchs the things they eat.
Re:Geek not superior to soldier (Score:2)
I don't think people understand how many solidiers there are out there that never, ever, see combat. The percentage that will never see combat is staggering.
If there is a war were a significant amount of solidiers will be called into action and are likely to be in danger, then the draft will be started.
Note: My example of the second type of geek was Stallman. By all accounts, Stallman gave up a great deal of finicial rewards to do something that he thought would better humanity. I'm sorry, but that kind of dedication and commitment far exceeds the commitment of a solidier who was conditioned to fire at a target by a screaming drill sargent.
Re:Odd overtones (Score:2)
That is not a reflection on Stallman, but a reflection on the ignorance of the common man. It doesn't matter if the comman man remembers Stallman, but I do believe that most people in technology will remember him, and thats all thats important.
Re:Odd overtones (Score:2)
What I was referring to was the general idea of the most of the posts at the time which was leading to: "Man, geeks waste their time and should be out exercising."
I am simple trying to illustrate that there are better ways to spend one's time. I have to say, I think everyone - including geeks - do not even give nearly 50% of themselves. I do not think that would change though if everyone went out and joined the military or attempted similiar training routines.
The other point I was trying to make is that it would be better for society if instead of finding oneself by hardcore exercise, one found themself through hardcore learning.
But he didn't actually chase any rabbits... (Score:2, Funny)
But I digress... back in ancient times when I was in high school and the USA was still sending folks to the moon, one of my track team buddies, a distance man, would train by literally chasing rabbits. Until they dropped. Dead. From heat exhaustion. He would simply go out to a back pasture in the farm, scare up a fluffy bunny, and chase him. He claimed it made training runs less boring. Turns out rabbits are quick but can't take long runs because they overheat. So anyway I took the headline a little too literally.
Animal lovers will probably now start a flame war on this thread. But I'm just a reporter here. I don't endorse it. Gramps is going back to his rocking chair now.
Re:But he didn't actually chase any rabbits... (Score:2, Interesting)
I'd recommend things like this to anyone. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:I'd recommend things like this to anyone. (Score:2)
In my case, it wasn't SEAL training, but rather PT in the Texas Aggie Corps of Cadets, where "crap-outs" were a regular part of one's existence, especially in the freshman "fish" year. I didn't start out as a terribly motivated student, and I can honestly say that it was the Corps that kept me in college - I was already capable of making a pretty decent living in computers or experimental stress analysis before I got there, so the money/success angle of college wasn't really a motivator for me, but the comaraderie was.
This sort of PT is **invaluable**, but is all too often categorized as "hazing" in today's ridiculously whiny PC culture. (I somehow doubt that today's cadets have to snake-crawl through pig crap, but they should. It builds character - and I'm completely serious.) There really is quite a lot to the old-fashioned military training idea of tearing down the old man in order to build up the new - the experience is invaluable. Despite what the whiners say about never letting someone "abuse" them like that, it is paradoxically exactly that sort of humility and dedication to teamwork with one's classmates that builds the character required to truly act as an individual.
Interestingly, it's quite possible that the sort of "crap-out for hire" service described by Shankman may be the only thing short of real BUD/S training that will push you that far anymore. (I'm *sure* there are bulletproof waivers required in which participants give up rights to legal action for any and all abuse, physical or mental.)
Anywhow, if anyone is looking for a good, well-rounded educational experience, I highly recommend Texas A&M (damn good engineering/technical school anyway) and membership in the Corps of Cadets. The great General George S. Patton may have said it best: "Give me an army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war!"
no way (Score:3, Funny)
I have a horrible personality to most women. So being in shape won't give me any advantage in life that isn't immediately nullified by my basic nature.
Hence, exercising is useless to me.
At least I quit smoking, but only because I hated the smell and it made my eyes burn.
Re:no way (Score:2)
PT Programs for Home (Score:2)
Google Cache: www.sealchallenge.navy.mil/workout.htm [google.com]
Google Cache: www-benning.army.mil/rtb/ranger/physicaltraining.
w00t!
So what happened to this guy? (Score:2)
Yeah, thanks for that... (Score:4, Funny)
Got up at 1130 Saturday morning, checked my email and Slashdot. Reading this story (yes, the entire story) about a guy working out didn't actually make me feel good about myself. :)
first laugh-out-loud bit for me (Score:2)
He was describing how he was so tired he couldn't even lift his arm to put deoderant on, and wrote, "I couldn't believe it, until I realized that I didn't believe the guy who said that after his first day, he had to wash his hair by spraying the Shampoo on the wall and rubbing his hair against the wall, into the shampoo. I believe him now."
That is one hilarious visual.
Um, thanks! :-) (Score:5, Informative)
Over 200 emails. "Damn," I thought - "The WWWAC list, or the other listservs I'm on must have been damn busy last night."
First one: a compliment on my Navy Seal training. Second one: same thing. Third one: same thing.
"WTF," I think - Then finally, I figure it out - I've been Slashdotted! Holy Crap!!
First of all, to Michael, thank you for the honor! It's the first time in my online history that spans around 16 years or so that I've ever been Slashdotted. I'm beyond honored.
Now then - to answer the most pressing (and repeated questions...)
Yes, I've continued taking the class. I've taken four classes so far, three full, plus the one that I destroyed my back in, missing 2 days.
Yes, I'm still alive, and shankman.com is badly in need of an update. No question - The main page has been updated relatively recently, although most of those updates have just been new photos, etc... The makeover is coming, as soon as I get a moment...
Now, to the most pressing question - I am in fact, a Geek, however, I'd NEVER put myself in the same category as many of you - I'm not that good. I've been working on computers since the age of the TRaSh-80, and have fond memories of teaching my teacher how to use the VIC-20... However, I deviated a bit from the true Geek lifestyle, finding out that my biggest talent lie in the ability to talk, the ability to bullshit, and the ability to make people believe what I wanted them to. After a brief stint at AOL as an editor, I turned to the dark side, to the world of Marketing and PR. So while I consider myself a Geek in the classic sense, I'd never have the balls to call myself a true Geek in the capacity of some of you. I bow to your level of true computer Geekness.
I started a PR Agency, named, most appropriately, "The Geek Factory." I built it up to around 15 people, and sold it this past June. We represented all sorts of clients, from Juno to Napster...
Since I sold it, I've been consulting for various companies around the Globe, and travel quite a bit on business... I'm always online, carry enough gadgets to land a 747 Heavy on 5th Avenue, and in general, try to have fun. (And for the user who asked if I got wiped out on 9/11, I can respond with "close...." I was on a United flight to the West on 9/11, 3rd for takeoff when the first plane hit. I found out what was going on through my wireless palm and Motorola 2-way.
I did the Navy SEAL thing to kickstart my ass into shape, which has somewhat worked - I've ran four marathons since the first class, around a year ago, with my best time coming this past November in Philly, at 4:13:02. Not bad for a kid who used to smoke 2 packs a day and use the term "run" only in conjunction with "to the store for cigarettes."
Someone asked for before and after pictures... Here you go:
Before [shankman.com]
After [shankman.com]
So that's my story. Thanks again for Slashdotting me! I'm glad most of you enjoyed my tales of hell... The next clas in NYC is April 29-May 15... I'll be there. Killing myself. Again. :-)
Cheers, all...
Peter Shankman
http://ww.shankman.com
Stuff your gym teacher never told you (Score:4, Informative)
For instance, let's say you're tall (6' or more) and have put on a few pounds after working endless hours and eating junk food during the bubble. You're up to 225# (which several of my friends would kill to get back down to). Yet you can't even do a single pushup. Are you a pathetic loser (like your gym teacher said), or what?
What if you were ridiculed for being unable to bench press 150#. (According to a recent Men's Fitness(?) article, the average adult male can only bench press 140#.) It's the same thing - a pushup in good form is equivalent to bench pressing 2/3 of your weight. (It's not 50% since your mass isn't distributed evenly.) A pushup pivoting on your knees, not your toes, is equivalent to bench pressing 1/2 of your weight.
Now try comparing that to the strength you must use in the course of a day. No wonder we get out of shape unless we explicitly exercise to maintain it! Someone who works in an office will rarely need to use the strength required for a single pushup, much less 50 in 2 minutes.
There's a similiar issue with running. Like many people, I can easily resume running if I'm intelligent about it. But I can't sustain it - the extra weight means that there's too much damage to joints etc. So even though I would prefer to be running, I have to stick with other exercises because otherwise I'm quickly injured.
What an inspiration! (Score:2)
This guy is certainly an inspiration. I've been quite depressed for the past few years, and I've realised the only time I was charged and excited was when I was running every morning in the mid 90s. It's time to get in shape again. Unfortunately there's no SEAL training or even running clubs around here.. just 50 miles of flat nothingness, still, I guess you can run on that, and who needs teammates when you have the voices inside your head? Ah well, I guess it's worth a try.
It's worth checking out his 'Personal' page too, his stunt with the foam board might be a good idea in today's corporate climate
Re:waiting for windows (Score:1, Funny)
Re:War (Score:2)
War might be about being on the bleeding edge of civilizaion.
Re:War (Score:2)
HINT: If you are into post-modern identity chrisis (AC), then I'd suggest you keep your mouth shut and keep yourself invisible and thoughtless.
Well, here you go: I'm not anonymous. However, given your history of flame-bait comments, I suggest that you should consider an elective case of post-modern identity crisis in your future postings.
Only because you're a hypersensitive twit. (Score:5, Insightful)
Okay, I've got karma to burn (not that lack of it's ever stopped me before).
Lighten the ever-loving fuck up! These guys are the salt of the earth -- I should know; I served in the military myself. And to rebut your histrionic simpering, I present the following points:
Have Afghan civilians died? Certainly. That's the nature of war. Sometimes people die in combat. Sometimes those people have done nothing wrong. But the goal of the United States is not the wholesale slaughter of innocents; to the contrary, we've gone out of our way to ensure their safety time and again. And as for Israelis slaughtering Palestinians, I'd call the last, oh, 96 hours or so in Israel a pretty good indication of who the aggressors are. While one side attempts to negotiate in good faith, the other side is setting of suicide bombs in public places. Who's the good guy to you?
Next time you want to whimper about how terrible the U.S. military is, remember that their mission is to act as guarantors of freedom not merely for the U.S., but for the world. Sometimes the mere threat of their use is enough to cause aggressive individuals to reconsider. Sometimes we actually have to show the intestinal fortitude to use them. And sometimes, every once in a while, I wish they'd call in airstrikes on idiot hippies like you.
Re:Only because you're a hypersensitive twit. (Score:2, Troll)
And sometimes, every once in a while, I wish they'd call in airstrikes on idiot hippies like you.
That wasn't one of them. What a despicable thing to say.
My problem with the military doesn't really have to do with them, but with the cultural climate today, where nobody's allowed to even criticize things they do.
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Uniform Code of Military Justice
If the DoD doesn't sweep everything under the rug. Yes, there are plenty of cases where soldiers were punished for illegal actions during wartime; but there are also plenty of cases where everything was hushed up.
While one side attempts to negotiate in good faith, the other side is setting of suicide bombs in public places. Who's the good guy to you?
Neither of them are the "good guy". First of all, the current Israeli government isn't trying to negotiate in good faith; the only reason they're negotiating at all is because of international pressure.
Re:Only because you're a hypersensitive twit. (Score:5, Insightful)
Let me join you in karma burning. I think this post is worth the trouble.
First, my bias to give you something to guage by: I'm half Arab half Scandinavian; lived half my life in the middle east, and I do now.
A few points:
1. You have no grasp of the facts on the ground. I do. Please read up on history first and seek the other side's bias [electronicintifada.net] first to better draw your own conclusions.
2. Your world view is a little too simplistic to be constructive. There are only good guys and bad guys in elementary school and Hollywood. The peace process gets derailed every time someone starts looking for 'good guys' and 'bad guys'.
3. Slashdot works better when we keep the politics out of it. Or, at least, the misinformed politics. Your post surprised me because I was under the impression that most shashdotters take the trouble to verify what the mainstream media has to say about issues.
Sayonara karma; you have served me well.
Re:Only because you're a hypersensitive twit. (Score:2)
The problem is, of course, that what's best for the U.S. is not always the most moral course of action. Nor is it always best in the long run (Vietnam looked like a good idea at the time -- gotta stop those commies!) So some intelligent debate would be nice.
Re:Only because you're a hypersensitive twit. (Score:2)
A good quote I've heard from several military and ex-military people is this 'You don't hate war half as much as they guys who have been there'. Most soldiers HATE combat, they don't want to be in combat, they despise it. The object of most operations is to avoid combat when at all possible. But when the shit hits the fan they have to be ready to go all out.
So anyone bitching about the military, I may not like how our military is USED all the time, but I have the utmost repsect for the people in it!
Kintanon
Not Really Offended (Score:2)
This guy was training civilians in, uh, Central Park. I could understand part of what you're saying, but I'm not sure attacking Slashdot for posting somebody's journal on physical training is particularly effective...
I didn't believe the guy who said that after his first day, he had to wash his hair by spraying the Shampoo on the wall and rubbing his hair against the wall, into the shampoo. I believe him now.
I happen to think that sort of thing is a bit amusing... sorry you don't agree...
Re:Kind of Offended (Score:2)
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg?
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I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
Re:Chase the standards (Score:2)
Guess what - the W3 validator pukes on www.hotmail.com, whereas www.debian.org works just fine. Maybe, just maybe, it has nothing to do with whether it's open source or not.
2. Perhaps Slashdot should consider switching to IIS 5.0 or
These are just suggestions. I am here to help.
Maybe it would help if you knew something about the subject. What programming language you write an HTML generator in is irrelevant, as is, for the most part, the server.
Re:You'll probably need it (Score:2)
Mind more than body (Score:2, Informative)
The obstacles to entering Special Ops are more mental than physical. It's relatively easy to condition a body, it's hard to find a mind that combines "never quit" psychology and high intelligence. At least that's what a man with three tours in south east asia told me.
Re:Heart Rate (Score:2)
240 beats per minute is *4 beats per second.*
Have you tried tapping your finger on the table 4 times a second?
Unless maybe you're a bird , or other small animal, 240BPM is *bad* for a heart that normally runs at 100BPM. Your heart does not have enough energy in reserve to do 240BPM for long.
Re:Offtopic? (Score:2)
You posted to the WRONG FSCKING STORY!
Re:chant (another one) (Score:2, Funny)
Three point one four one five nine
E to the x dx dy
Radical transcendental pi
Two point seven one eight two eight
Come on folks, let's integrate!
Re:Price tag for getting your butt kicked (Score:2)