U.S. Works Up Plans for Using Nuclear Arms 1253
rjrjr writes: "The L.A. Times reports on the DoD's new stance on the use of nukes, including such comforting notions as nuclear bunker busters. What it all means is well explored in this cogent commentary."
Hmm.. (Score:5, Funny)
Guess I've been playing too much CIV ][...
Uh oh... (Score:1, Funny)
11:53 (Score:5, Funny)
On the otherhand I'd kind of like to see a 1 megaton burst from 30 miles away just once. Aside from being the last thing I'd ever see if I didn't wear goggles, it's probably spectacular.
Please don't think I'm a war mongerer. I don't mean we should use it on anyone. It's just that I'm part of a generation which grew up expecting a nuclear war. Imagine my surprise when we never had one. A little grotesque disapointment that I have to actually get a day job instead of wander the desert looking for canned dog food and gasoline.
And I bet you thought that Reganite Nihilism was a thing of the 80's. Well After reading the above I realize it's alive and well living inside my subconcious. Just waiting to rear it's ugly little head. Does this mean I get to do cocaine again?
Re:"in the event of surprising military developmen (Score:0, Funny)
So where the fuck is the deterrence value, fucky?
If I am Achmed the Arab, and I want to know America's response to a given situation, in your world, I would look it up in 'Fuckys book of America's responses'
In MY world, motha-fucka step lightly, because any attack on us MAY be answered with nuclear force. Nobody will front.
Time to go? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Time to go? (Score:1, Funny)
Costa Rica is beautiful, hospitable, and affordable.
Perhaps you've seen their new advertising campaign:
"Costa Rica - You'll come for the absence of a national nuclear policy. But you'll stay for the sun, the beaches, and the people!"
Advice (Score:3, Funny)
Bcc: leader@china.com, leader@russia.com, leader@iraq.com, leader@iran.com, leader@northkorea.com, leader@libya.com, leader@syria.com
Subject:I send you this file in order to have your advice...
Re:Ugh (Score:5, Funny)
I have to ask... what has North Korea and Russia been doing lately to deserve this?
And why isn't France on the list?...
(That was a joke, son.)
-M
Re:Ugh (Score:2, Funny)
Because it would have made us proud of it
Plan of Action (Score:2, Funny)
it is painfully obvious that the US of A is being attacked from all sides. Russia and China have finally showed their true face - they are clear targets in the war against terrorism. And are Germans really our friends now? Make no mistake - they could go Nazi on us any second. And what about the French? Don't even get me started on the French.
Our plan of action is clear. We have to preemptively nuke the entire world (except US, of course). It is the only way to be safe from the terrorist menace. All we need is a National "Defense" Shield. We will also need some kind of a National Fallout Shield. A giant glass dome will do.
With God's help fellow citizens,Mr. Chimp
Re:Ugh (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, it's the wine and the food that has spared France.....this time.
Japan (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Didn't you ever see Dr. Strangelove? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Didn't you ever see Dr. Strangelove? (Score:1, Funny)
Don't sweat it, we would only ever nuke the frenchy part. The rest of you guys are a-ok.
Re:Didn't you ever see Dr. Strangelove? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Didn't you ever see Dr. Strangelove? (Score:3, Funny)
In case of terrorist acts, such as violating the DMCA.
Re:Didn't you ever see Dr. Strangelove? (Score:3, Funny)
Contigency nuke plans for Canada?!?
Well, it always pays to cover your ass. In the 1920s, the Canadian government prepared a secret plan for invading the United States, should the need ever arise. Canadian army officers posing as tourists scouted out several cities for possible attack; the plan called for quick occupation of large cities close to the border, such as Seattle and Detroit, in the hope that they could be fortified before reinforcements arrived.
Thanks, I feel so much better now (Score:3, Funny)
So you mean that we're moving away from weapons that we could never possibly use, to weapons that we can?
*whew*
I know that I'm going to sleep better tonight.
Anyone want to get together and watch "Duck and Cover"?
Re:As a reaction to 9/11? (Score:1, Funny)
Nice try though.