You May Not Link This Web Site 648
Ganon34 sent us a funny story about a company requiring permission to link their website. The company in question is KPMG, a financial and legal advisory company, and the article itself is an entertaining read about the aftermath of them sending demands that someone remove a link to their public web site. It's a pretty funny piece -- especially the part about KPMG's theme song. Also references the old ticketmaster vs ticet.com case that held up deep linking. It's all funny 'cuz its true.
Their page could also use some testing since it doesn't render in my browser.
Ugly Flash (Score:4, Funny)
Quick! (Score:1, Funny)
--Chag
Ooops (Score:5, Funny)
Oops [kpmg.com] I [kpmg.com] did [kpmg.com] it [kpmg.com] again! [kpmg.com]
Damnit! [kpmg.com]
Re:Ugly Flash (Score:2, Funny)
Page doesnt render in browser - yep it sure doesnt (Score:2, Funny)
Here's the problem (from the source code):
(c) 2000, Razorfish, Inc. all rights reserved.
Learn to write HTML you losers!!!
Thought experiments (Score:4, Funny)
- A link to KPMG that displays only if you're coming in from a kpmg.com [kpmg.com] (oops!) address. (I'd love to hear the conversation between KPMG and its outside corporate counsel on that one.)
- A link to KPMG that shows up on 0.1% of all page views, randomly.
- A GIF that looks like a blue, underlined link to kpmg.com [kpmg.com] (oops!)
Illegal hyperlink (Score:3, Funny)
At the recording studio ... (Score:5, Funny)
(leaves, whistling that godawful song)
Producer - Man, I'm glad that's over.
Studio musicians - Yeah, man. Dig it. Lame gig.
Studio owner - I've been listening to these backwards
Producer - Well, I
Studio owner - You've got Price Waterhouse's human resources department's number backward masked on the first verse. I hope they don't find out
Producer - I couldn't resist. Hours and hours of listening to that damn song! I'm only human, damn it!
I wonder (Score:3, Funny)
I bet they even submitted the link themselves ...
Re:A clever ploy, KPMG (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Illegal hyperlink (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nah (Score:2, Funny)
It's a weird mix of corp-speak and Slashdot grammer.
HEY!!! I hosted their first web site!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Pure arrogance.
--
Evan
Re:At the recording studio ... (Score:3, Funny)
Producer - Mabye if we mix this underwater it'll inspire the drones to swim for their lives.
Studio owner - I find that these magic healing magnets make audio-tape more inspirational!
KPMG Morale and Puffery Manager (in bathtub) - This is powerful stuff, that new-agey sound will keep the lemmings from revolting over this year's pay-cuts...
Lemmings on hold - Must...eat...brains...
Re:Suprise, suprise (Score:4, Funny)
Right... A high karma on Slashdot after all, is a measure of dedication and perseverance.
Re:Opinion Piece (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, they don't have to. They DO have a robots.txt file. And in light of the current theme of this article, its rather amusing.
# everyone go away
User-agent: *
Disallow: /
-Restil
Re:Ugly Flash (Score:3, Funny)
I think they make hats for pro golfer Phil Mickelson.
Re:Ugly Flash (Score:5, Funny)
But after hearing their theme song [akamai.net] (mp3 from the wired article) I understand. "KPMG/We're strong as can be/A dream of power and energy/We go for the goal/Together we hold/On to our vision of global strategy..."
Re:Ugly Flash (Score:2, Funny)
Alert for KPMG lawyers: Google [google.com] seems to be linking to your site multiple times, all without having signed an agreement with you!
Dolts.
If only spammers were this legally anal... (Score:2, Funny)
-sk
LMAO, The Slashdot Effect! (Score:5, Funny)
KPMG: Please do not link to our website.
HAH! I wonder if CmdrTaco is going to recieve a cease & desist letter? Watch yo bad self, Rob!
Seriously, the irony here is just to much. How does it affect them in any way except more traffic for their site == more exposure + more banner ad revenue. And unless someone is using KPMG's equipment to host that link, they don't have to agree to jack shit. I propose a new theme song:
K-P-M-G!
We're out of touch with reality!
We have a website we don't want you to see.
If you link to us we're gonna break your knees!
It's all a part of our global stradegy...
Re:Ooops (Score:5, Funny)
The worst part is, I had a job interview with them earlier today.
I think it went quite well.
Re:jez (Score:4, Funny)
In order to do that, they'd have to be competent web developers/admins.
However, they are ... consultants [unitedmedia.com].
KPMG - the remixes! (Score:5, Funny)
the jungle remix [phrenetic.org]
the hard-rock remix [dolanbrau.com]
There's also a teutonic remix out there somewhere, somebody want to provide a link?
Re:And require no experience (Score:1, Funny)
You might if she was a cute girl. (I think sending out some ass to the beige halls of the Fortune 500 is the only reason these places stay in business.)
Theme song (Score:2, Funny)
Question for KPMD: (Score:3, Funny)
I heard that your firm had an excellent reputation for financial services, and I wanted to check out your website for specifics. But I can't find a link to it! Could you please write and tell me how to find your website??
Thanks,
Rob
Re:Ugly Flash (Score:2, Funny)
I'm not joking. It sounds like it was written for Warrior of the Lost World and performed by the same people who recorded "Shine, Jesus, Shine." I can just imagine Donald Pleasance conducting. And it's going to take some serious drinking and Lard to get it out of my head now.
Just to really piss them off... (Score:1, Funny)
www.kpmg.com/Rut2000_prod/Documents/7/5312%20FIF-
www.kpmg.com/Rut2000_prod/Documents/9/IRM_EB1.pdf [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/services/content.asp?l1id=20& l2id=0 [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/home/content.asp [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/industries/ [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/disclaimer [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/sitemap.asp [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/library/96/july/story1 [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/directory/ [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/Rut2000_prod/Documents/9/IRM_EB.pdf [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/about/index.asp?cid=459 [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/library/97/december/story1.asp [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/international/library/97/september/s
www.kpmg.com/microsite/annualreport/ [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/interactive/ [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/Rut2000_prod/Documents/9/GAAP2000art
www.kpmg.com/tax/corporate_tax_rate_survey/defaul
www.kpmg.com/archive/august96/story1.html [kpmg.com]
www.kpmg.com/library/98/august/Eurobk3-1.pdf [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/Rut2000_prod/Documents/7/NewBodyatl.
www.kpmg.com/disclaimer.html [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/Rut2000_prod/Documents/9/Privacy_web
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www.kpmg.com/international/library/97/september/s
KPMG International [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/search/index.asp?cid=484 [kpmg.com]
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www.kpmg.com/library/97/november/story1.asp [kpmg.com]
Reminds me of Spinal Tap... (Score:3, Funny)
"Wow, that's something..."
"Don't touch it!"
"I wasn't going to touch it."
"Well don't touch it. Nobody must touch this guitar. In fact, don't even look at it. Turn around."
Sorry. Flashbacks.
Their disclaimer and Robots.txt (Score:3, Funny)
I really love their http://www.kpmg.com/robots.txt [kpmg.com]. it says:
# everyone go away
User-agent: *
Disallow:
-
Speaking of silly people... (Score:2, Funny)
I heard... (Score:2, Funny)