Journal ellem's Journal: ellem's Profound Statement V011.001 7

Journal by ellem on Wednesday January 31, 2007 @10:38AM

Never let a pretty woman cut in front of you in traffic. They never pull over and give you oral sex. It never happens.

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if they did... (Score:1)

by Em Emalb ( 452530 ) writes:

you wouldn't want them to...cause they'd be giving you teh herp or something.

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Safety First! (Score:2, Informative)

by (A)*(B)!0_- ( 888552 ) writes:

But look - would you rather she's ahead of you or behind you on the road? At least with the former, you can manage her poor driving. If she's behind you, it's only a matter of time before she's adjusting her makeup and crashing into your bumper.
This is, of course, predicated on the terrible stereotype that pretty women can't drive well. I'm comfortable with this because most people can't drive well.
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  by nizo ( 81281 ) * writes:
  
  An insightful comment indeed. I would mod you up, but alas those who hand out mod points have hated me for some time. Instead I will punish you by adding you to my friend list :-)
What are you griping about (Score:2)

by TheConfusedOne ( 442158 ) writes:

They already screwed ya, now you want a BJ too? :-D
You're obviously not... (Score:2)

by Morosoph ( 693565 ) writes:

Patrick Stewart! [slashdot.org]
Of course it does... (Score:2)

by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) * writes:

didn't you ever read those letters in $MENS_MAGAZINE?
What? (Score:2)

by Sylver Dragon ( 445237 ) writes:

You mean life isn't like a prono? Damn, this is going to force me to seriously reconsider my world view.

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if they did... (Score:1)

Safety First! (Score:2, Informative)

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What are you griping about (Score:2)

You're obviously not... (Score:2)

Of course it does... (Score:2)

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