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Everything that is wrong with the Internet can be found here:

www.loriandmatthew.com

Lori, Matt - I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate your proposal, I hate your wedding, I hate your fucking box and your stupid fucking bun. That you stand around taking photos in your apartment all night makes me more homicidal than usual. You soil the sanctity of the internet.

A pox on you two for befouling the internet with your idiotic website and your annoying over Cheerioed bowls. May your DNS fail, may

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Photoshop semen splurts upon your faces, may Flickr delete your photos. Your website is testament that not any idiot with Flash should be allowed to PUT files on a webserver.

In a few years Matt, after Lori's nose job when she is on AshleyMadison.com trawling for men slightly less ugly than you I hope you'll keep us updated with your:

Lori Is A Soulless Fucking Whore posted April 24, 2009

entry.

Fuck you Matt. Fuck you Lori. May your torment in Hell never end for your defiling of the internet.

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  • Hmmm... (Score:2)

    by Otter ( 3800 )
    I'd thought you were being hyperbolic until I clicked on their "proposal" link....
  • The internet is 95% shit, 5% useful. Being a nerd/geek is all about avoiding the shit and finding the other stuff.
    Unless you know these people, personally, just don't go to their site. They'll stop once they see their page counter registering no new hits in a month. By putting a link to their site, you are just encouraging them by adding to their hit-count...
    • putting a link to their site, you are just encouraging them by adding to their hit-count

      But it's no fun to hate alone.
  • Is that it is truly democratic- thus an attention grabbing Jewish Princess like Lori and a really bad flash web designer like Matt can post whatever the hell they want to.
    • How do you figure she's an attention grabber? What's up with labeling her a Jewish Princess? What about her photos convinced you of that? As for Matt, I've seen much much much worse.

      To Ellem, you don't like their photography style, fine, but you're being a fuckwad.
      • How do you figure she's an attention grabber? What's up with labeling her a Jewish Princess? What about her photos convinced you of that?

        Well, the nose for one is a bit of a giveaway- I've got distant cousins that are the same. But what really convinced me was the Wedding and Anniversary Walk montages. Look at them, and you'll see what I mean.
        • What's irking me is your labeling is borderline anti-Semitic. If she looked country and a little poor and you'd called her a hillbilly I'd feel it was also a slur. It's unnecessary. I'd have been fine with "pretentious yuppie", but Jewish Princess is an ethnic slur, especially when you don't know her.
          • As I get older, and realize more and more what a mistake civilization was and the importance of tribes, the more culturalist I get. I don't think there is an inferior or superior race- but there are certainly inferior and superior CULTURES.

            Having said that- given people who live in NYC and the concentration of ethinc Yiddish there (not even Jews, but Yiddish) AND the fact that these people seem to fit the classic stereotypes of people who live in NYC, pretentious yuppie alone doesn't fit as much as Jewish
            • Ah, see my experiences with JAPs in and around the East Bay have led me to conclude it's not just a New York thing. You can take wikipedia with whatever size grain of salt you like, but I agree with what it says: [wikipedia.org]

              The word characterizes a stereotype about young women who have been spoiled by material wealth and overbearing parenting to the point that they are self-absorbed, pampered, high-maintenance, whiny, materialistic, and snobby. Since the slur reflects a phenomenon that is not limited to Jewish familie

              • Ah, well you see, I'm so provincial that to me, anything East of the Cascades is "Back East" and anything east of the Rockies is unknown territory.
      • As for Matt, I've seen much much much worse.

        Yes, my sites for instance, but at least I have the decency to have something visible for low-bandwidth connections and I don't mess around with bandwidth wasting flash (the most multimedia I get is MacGyver's theme song recreated into an mp3 from a mid, and it's only a bgsound so the website displays *before* the theme song downloads).

      • Re: (Score:2)

        by ellem ( 147712 ) *
        Yeah - Me Fuckwad, that solves everything....

      • Re: (Score:1)

        by arb ( 452787 )
        But if he wasn't being a fuckwad, he wouldn't be ellem!
  • Bwahahahahahahahaha!

    eye <3 Lou
  • What is wrong with American Culture.

    For the record, the photography isn't half bad, but I could do without the guy's odd facial expressions.

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