Bob of Dole's Journal: sig responde

I shall reply to your sigs. Why? I am bored is why.

I hate grammar Nazi's. NemosomeN
And hate you too they does.

Cheney did it. Philip K Dickhead
Of course he did it, he's got kids don't he?

I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing. Jeremi
Sir I do believe this is your lakeomatic 9000, and that is your lake distribution tube sticking into the lake, and your credit card history shows a rather large purchase of bottled water. That sir is your lake.

The internets: It's a series of tubes. macadamia_harold
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's just a truck.

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever. TFGeditor
wut

If only we could make stupidity more painful... Kadin2048
I suggest orbital antistupid lasers, with stupidity detection dishes.
If only because orbital X lasers are the best thing ever. There is no problem that cannot be solved by careful application of orbital lasers. Except the problem of too much orbital laser fire, of course.

I'll subscribe to Slashdot when I see a month without a dupe, a typo, or an article the editors didn't read. Valdrax
I'll subscribe to Slashdot when it's free, maybe.

The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. (Rowan Atkinson) Noryungi
Fuck you right in your lobster cunt.

Those who are ignorant of history force the rest of us to repeat it. Jafafa Hots
Hey man, I don't know about you but I'm only going to repeat history if I get a D or less. I'm pretty sure I've taken it before, but I can't remember the grade...

Stopping Content Restriction, Annulment and Protection means not calling it DRM. Firehed
I just call it broken computer. My computer's entire purpose in life is to copy bits around. If it can't copy bits, my computer is broken and I should get a new one.

In the beginning was the WORD, and the WORD was UNSIGNED, and the main(){} was without form and void... heretic108
And the twin gods Kerrigan and Ritchie looked down upon the world, and saw that it was good.

Political Correctness means always having to say you're sorry leereyno
Sorry.

Tungsten Carbide Drills?!! niktemadur
You bet your ass it's Tungsten Carbide Drills! And only 29.95$ for the whole set, seen here.

vi VS emacs arguments are pointless and a waste of time.

vi is the best. SmallFurryCreature
Amen.:wq

"Declaring things that clearly aren't terrorism as terrorism is terrorism!" hacker
This sig is terrorism.

Join the window installer's union, where prosperity is a brick throw away! buzzn
You're thinking too small, man! Consider that loudspeakers are cheap and easily installed onto mobile vehicles. Consider that glass has a resonant frequency. Consider that we who install the glass can figure out that frequency before we install it. Cheap, easily, and we can deglassify and entire city in a few hours. Call me.

Often in Error, Never in Doubt. torklugnutz
I'm getting tired of these political sigs. Yes yes dubya is dumb hurrr.

"When you support Free software, you support malaria!" -- jjeffries (17675) Sloppy
How did you know about my upcoming open source malaria gene resequencer project? Deadly worldwide mutated plagues want to be free!

"Liberté, égalité, fraternité" also makes for an interesting order of priorities. Guppy06
It's just common sense, man.
Liberty: Freedom to build my orbital laser cannon
Equality: All peoples can rise up to the point of having their own orbital laser cannon.
Brotherhood: All people are united as brothers, as I rain laser scorchy death upon them.

Sig is missing? How can this be? RLiegh
See, you made one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less known is "Never outsource your sig to cheap Korean sigmakers"! You fool!

Allowing programmers to name serious 'flagship' Linux applications is right in line with letting marketing write them. Kjella
Hey man, if "the masses" don't want to use Hockey Pants 7, they can just suffer without my cancer cure and/or orbital laser cannon.

uh, What's a "Sig"? kahrytan
Short for signature, it's a small bit of text appended to each message you post. Not be be confused with Cig, which is not to be confused with its across the pond brother Fag, which is not to be confused with its notacrossthepond father Faggot, which is not to be confused with a pile of sticks or a gaysexual.

sic transit gloria mundi glwtta
Hate to break it to ya bud, but all the gloria of the mundi transit'd away long ago.

640K is enough for anything.. for Chuck Norris. d_jedi
Pfft, don't you know Chuck Norris is from the Old West? He aint got no computer!
(But if he did, he could easily play WoW on his 640k-enabled XT)

She can touch your lobes, but not your latinum. Ramble
Clearly you haven't met very many sexythieves.

I think I think, therefore I think I am. Doc Squidly
What if you don't think you think? You'd be right fucked then!

"From the moment I could talk, I was ordered to listen." thedbp
Ahh, just STFU.

When did "Live free or die" become "Obey us or die"? antifoidulus
1984, hurr.
But soon it will be Obey ME or die, just as soon as I figure out that timing glitch in my orbital laser cannon targeting software.
Do you know how annoying it is to run GDB while you're 30KM up?
Also, I hope no one needs to visit Kansas City anytime soon. Sorry about that, I was aiming for Perth.

"I think so, Brain, but 'instant karma' always gets so lumpy." - Pinky
"Decepticons FOREVER!!!" - Ravage Exatron
Man, I don't remember that crossover.

Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. Ohreally_factor
Other beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy:

• Children
• Legos
• Pasta
• Orbital laser cannons
• Robots (of death
• Poison Gas
• Regular Gas
• Natural Gas

Freedom or death tomjen
s/Freedom/Obedience/, once I fix the aforementioned orbital laser cannon timing glitch.

Impeachment: It's not just for blow jobs Jah-Wren Ryel
I much prefer "resigned" or "surrendered to to orbital laser threat".

Slashdot needs a "-1, Wrong" moderation option. Skreems
Does that mean it would also need a "+1, Right" option? cause that'd be pretty weird.

I was thinking of converting to paganism, but where the hell can you find sacrificial virgins these days? ivan1011001
See above answer about wholesome things. Also, dude, internet!
Some dude in Germany got another guy to come over SO HE COULD EAT HIM! With enough looking in the right places you will be able to find someone you can sacrifice, and the virginity thing? Again, internet...

That which does not kill me merely prolongs the agony. wtansill
Then I promise never to prolong your agony with my orbital laser cannon.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. --Winston Churchill TheFlyingGoat
Maybe it just means that some people don't think I should have an orbital laser cannon. No matter, I won't have enemies for long...

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots." George HW Bush Mad Quacker
Well I'll come right out and take a stand on this issue: Atheists will not be considered citizens, once I take over. But they will be considered subjects, just like all the non-atheists. Loyal Subjects if they help me build more orbital laser cannons, and they'll be considered patriots if they die protecting my orbital laser cannon.

Every time you post an article on Slashdot, I kill a server. Think of the servers! imemyself
I just masturbate onto them. You know, saves time.

Detecting whether a interviewee has MacOS experience prior to OS X: yell "Frog blast the vent core!" If they run, yes. SuperBanana
Other words to try: "cooperative multitasking" or "protected memory"

The idea is mightier than the gun. MECC
Clearly you need a bigger gun my friend.
Perhaps a laser gun? Maybe even one in orbit?

If Steam is the future of PC gaming, I'm going back to my NES. Bob of Dole
It's not, but maybe you should anyway.

THERE WILL BE MORE.