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Journal the_mad_poster's Journal: Goodbye Cruel Wold: I Believe I Will Retire This Persona 37

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As I am quite bored of it.

I should run a greatest hits show. It will be grand, indeed! We will have awards and popular culture speakers to present them, and they will give endless speeches to the tearful delight of a prim and proper crowd of America's best and brightest!

Also, if you let bottled water sit overnight, it gets a very unpleasant, biting, slick taste to it. I think someone maybe has poisoned me.

Anyway, my apologies to anyone I've offended over the last three years or so, and I hope you didn't take it all too personally. It was good for a chuckle, if nothing else, though some of you seem to be a little bit touchy. Perhaps you should seek therapy rather than pretending to be me as an AC (important tip, sir: I sign my posts from skratchpad, Battery Powered, and AC as TxMxP, not xTxMxPx).

As to what I shall do with this account now, I do not know. I could continue to write standard, boring political claptrap, or I could use it solely to troll. Alas, I could only post once a day in that case, so I don't know how well that would work out.

I could turn it over to someone else and just forgoe slashdot altogether, but I don't know if I want to do that.

I'm considering going about slapping down every pro-Linux post that crops up on the front page that I can find, but that would probably end in the same way pure trolling would.

Now what?

I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity Any girl who isn't me today I feel charming Oh so
charming It's alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I
hardly can believe I'm real See the pretty girl in that mirror
there? Who can that attractive girl be? Such a pretty face Such
a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel
stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy
For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy GIRLS Have you met my
good friend Maria The craziest girl on the block? You'll know
her the minute you see her She's the one who is in an advanced
state of shock She thinks she's in love She thinks she's in
Spain She isn't in love She's merely insane It must be the heat
Or some rare disease Or too much to eat Or maybe it's fleas Keep
away from her Send for Chino This is not the Maria we know
Modest and pure Polite and refined Well-bred and mature And out
of her mind! Miss America, Miss America, speech! Miss America,
bravo, speech! MARIA I feel pretty Oh so pretty That the city
should give me its key A committee Should be organized to honour
me I feel dizzy I feel sunny I feel fizzy and funny and fine And
so pretty Miss America can just resign See the pretty girl in
that mirror there (What mirror, where?) Who can that attractive
girl be? (Which, what, where, whom?) Such a pretty face Such a
pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! MARIA & GIRLS
I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running and dancing for
joy For I'm loved By a pretty wonderful boy

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  • You could just find a new nemesis!
  • You can't leave, you are my daily dose of entertainment.

    Where else can I go and laugh at the neo-cons as they get apoplexy from reading your posts...
  • who will get you up to 50 karma.

    I'd volunteer, but I've got better things to do.
  • why not just be you? that might be interesting. :D
  • you're a Penis Bird but I basically liked you.

    You didn't have the GREATEST POST EVAH like Concern...

    Or threaten my FAMILY like cyranoVR...

    but you were modertately interesting. I think I called you a World Class Troll once or twice. Kudos to you! Your trollish treats were often too tasty to pass up and I love that you never even attempted to research anything - Best Troll Evah!

    • but cyrnao is soooo progressive!

      clearly ellem you are not... and therefore deserve to have your family threatened on the internet... by progressives.

      see how it works?

      remember... cyrano is a progressive.
  • ...and take on a new persona, please let me know (georgelenzer@gmail+SPAMSUCKSASS+.com). Obviously remove the +SPAMSUCKSASS+ part. I did the same thing with my T4D account last year but the temptation to come back and ruffle some feathers was too great. When I went back to this older account, I wanted to keep it just on the topic of technology. But I've discovered that your Friends and Fans seem to determine what you talk about a bit. So at this point, my Slashdot account is pretty much just for intera
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    • Wait a minute, are you saying that this is just another case of Em's "Dread Poster Roberts" thing?

      Because I thought he sounded an awful lot like Em...

      :-P
  • It's funny that Slashdot uses the word 'karma' to describe the balance of moderation against an account.

    It's funny that as RailGunner gave up, and decided to walk away from his account, you have announced intentions to do the same.

    That, I suppose, would be balance, in a way.

    T_M_P, you are a human being, and if you no longer find this place as a way to get things off of your chest, in a liberating and relaxing way - then, by all means, dump it.

    If you've decided you want to start fresh. Create a new acco

  • What?! (Score:1)

    by grub ( 11606 )

    Don't you dare! I'll hunt you down and skull-fuck you if you do.
    • I'll have to second this.

      Er, except for the skull part.

      Would the last one out please shut down the server?*

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

      * - Assuming it isn't stuck in 503 mode, that is.

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  • When you're not trolling, you write well and insightfully. Even underneath the trollish presentations you often favored I saw someone who thought and cared deeply about our country. This persona struck me as sort of Something Positive-ish... [somethingpositive.net] a cloud of appalling tastelessness shrouding a fundamentally decent disposition.

    Plus, after all you've written I'm pleased to see that I am still more liberal than you! [lpetr.org] Take that, sucker. :-)

    Feel free to e-mail me with your new account name, if any.
  • sorry the whole moving thing is keeping me busy...

    ah well have fun take it easy.

    karmawhoring is pretty easy man, i suck and still get comments modded to +5 without reading the articles. ;)
  • your addicted to the board and need the outlet to let everyone know what you know they should know.
  • As if We would let you leave.

    Or as We used to say back in the Quartz days - You can logout but you can never leave.

    All together now, in a booming and creepy robotic voice: Stay awhile! Stay forever!

  • You know, i wish you'd find something better to do than troll, anyway, so maybe this is a sign of growing up. Maybe not. One can hope.

    I never disliked you. you think clearly on a number of things and strangely on a number of others. Just please, please, please don't try a cooking show or anything like that. Enough innocents have suffered.

    IF you decide to retire, and you don't come back in another form, i wish you luck in exploring and expressing who you really are. I don't wish you good luck trolling elsewh
  • Who is going to fight our favorite Mormon and take a dump On the Lawn?!
  • Well, if you are truly 'done', its been fun. Whenever I see your post in a thread I'm always entertained, I'll miss that, you've been consistant. Good luck wherever on the interwebs you end up.

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