Journal FortKnox's Journal: Why I don't drink... 21
The reason I don't drink is I don't exactly know where my so-drunk-I'm-legally-insane line is. And I don't wanna know...
But, man, did that guy have the biggest shit-eating grin that I ever saw....
And, the contest photos will be posted tonight. Got home late from class last night and Jenna was alert and interacting. So she kinda took precedence :-P
But I think we may have broken 100 total pictures. Wow!
But, man, did that guy have the biggest shit-eating grin that I ever saw....
And, the contest photos will be posted tonight. Got home late from class last night and Jenna was alert and interacting. So she kinda took precedence
But I think we may have broken 100 total pictures. Wow!
yeah... (Score:1)
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And I still failed the breathalyzer, damnit.
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that's one of the funniest things you've ever typed.
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I'm here til thursday. Try the roasted goat testicles, they're delish!
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and the like. Those would be far more entertaining. Althought I do like the one in front of the girls' dorm at one of the local Christian universitys. They have massive mounds of asphalt to keep you from driving fast in front of the dorms. So all in front of the dorm, there are signs that say SPEED HUMP. I derive so much amus
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The strangest part ... (Score:2)
Now, do you want to try to be crazier than him? I think he's got most of us beat. At least I hope so.
w00t (Score:2)
The reason I don't drink is that my legally insane line is at zero alcohol.:)
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Drink, Blackadder, DRINK! (Score:2)
100 photos or 100 participants? (Score:2)
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Limits (Score:1)
Come on, everybody's got to find out their limits and try to push them a little bit further. Unfortunately, at least for me, it's a young man's game. ;-)
Too damn many people (Score:2)
he only thinks it didn't work (Score:1)
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This reminds me, I read a story once about a guy who was busted in the wee hours of the morning and found to have something like 4 times the legal limit. He was brought to the station, put in a cell and released first thing in the morning after being formally charged. He walked back to his car, drove away, got pulled over by the same cop. Another breath test. He still was over the legal limit.