Also: Wikipedia suggests that the 'D' in "Système D" can stand for "démerde"
B) You have clearly missed that this was supposed to be a joke.
C) Had this story actually been about tides and not wind (see A above,) then I would be right: retarding the tidal bulges even more than they already are (via harnessing) would slingshot the moon even faster than the tides currently do.
I already have a program to read all logs, more or less.
In fact, you have *two* programs to read all logs. More and less.
Fool! You failed to include the pager that I use the Most!
Please everyone just leave T-Mobile alone. They are doing great the last few years.
I agree, but T-Mobile is doing great because they don't *want* to be left alone. They are being so aggressive with their pricing because they want to be targetted for a buy-out. Their parent company, Deutsche Telekom AG, has made it clear that they want out of that business.