Aren't friends the whole point of social media?
No. Friends are the point of Facebook specifically, but not social media generally.
The point of G+ is to find people who are a source of material that you find interesting.
Also: Wikipedia suggests that the 'D' in "Système D" can stand for "démerde"
B) You have clearly missed that this was supposed to be a joke.
C) Had this story actually been about tides and not wind (see A above,) then I would be right: retarding the tidal bulges even more than they already are (via harnessing) would slingshot the moon even faster than the tides currently do.
I already have a program to read all logs, more or less.
In fact, you have *two* programs to read all logs. More and less.
Fool! You failed to include the pager that I use the Most!