Ask Slashdot: Moving From Contract Developers To Hiring One In-House? 479
from the wipe-his-brain-and-download-stack-overflow-into-it dept.
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Attention single women of Slashdort. I know this is painful for you, since you all are secretly obsessed with me, but as I have told you many times I only love Laura, so give up and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea, even though most of the guys on Slashdort are admittedly gross and extremely dull and stupird. Or try lesbianism, it's awesorme.
But I do have grapes. They are red and might have some seeds.
Where should I send them?
In an unrelated note: Dear Slashdort, you are a web site on the internet and I believe that the internet owes me an opoplogy for its disgursting behavior in front of my life-partner, Laura. I demand five hundred dollars (not bitcons!) by tomorrow, or no GRAPES for you!
All good devices contain at least one dog, unless they belong to Fred, who is a minion of SATAN.
Corn is too expensive because of the corn monopolies! And corn is the basis of the American economy! And Slashdort is powered by corn, as is most of the internet! We need a nuclear internet to free our planet from the evil death grip of corn!
Try and extract meaning from this Slashdort post, I dare you!
Once upon the brans it froloked og pilogonof funky jamjam pills. To you, I salort!
Attention Slashdort: It has come to my atention that recently, I died.
In case any of you believe in that religious hooey, I can categorically confirm that there is no afterlife, so give up already!
I am selling a limited edition, genuine sample of Frank's Pocket Lint for a limited time and it can be combined with other lints to create a fuzzy ball of lint.
AWESORME! Post it on Slashdort!
Where can I get some of this honey, all my bees are dead!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Laura.
And spiderds! Spiderds from SPACE, I love you!!!!! Never underestrate the spiderds.
They should not be overused because they are a limited mathematical resource, like badgers or squid. I take care to use mostly non-prime numbers, especially even numbers because they are renewable. It is a little thing we can all do to protect our Nation's planet and its numbers for future generations of Americans and maybe for Filipinos too.
The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant our certitude.