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Comment Can't we just jump straight to cyberware ... (Score 1) 17

... and full-body cyborg mods right away? And then hack those. Imagine getting your cyberbody infected with GoblinMode by LOLCR3W and then hopping around all day, naked with a steel boner histerically giggling without the ability to shut it off. ...
On second thoughts, Razor can keep their AI headphones. And their cyberware. ... That mask they were planing looks cool though. How's that coming along?

Comment AI replaced it for me. 130%. (Score 1) 119

Stack Overflow was awesome, but now I have an API and documentation expert on _everything_ about software development sitting in a chatroom giving me expert answers and advice right when I ask for it. It's like Linus Torwalds and an army of software project leads are just sitting there waiting to answer when I come with my problem. I don't even search anymore, I ask the question, add layers and "if not, then how" and "how would you do this specific thing" and buddy AI spits out an essay on how to do it and how my function is meh and is called a "footgun" because it makes safe things hard and dangerous things easy and I'm like: "Ok, I've been doing software for almost 40 years now but I never heard of that anti-pattern but double-checking show's me that AI is spot on".

Given, the AI can talk total gibberish and I do need to double-check sometimes. AI is quite very human in that it sometimes doesn't even finish reading the details of my question and spits out code that ignores my singular variables and puts them in plural and I have to change that after the fact. Stuff like that.

But it's an entirely different league than searching Google and Stack Overflow and I suspect Stack Overflow is basically done for. Casualty #1 of AI I'd say. My productivity has 5xed at least, I can now start real world projects right away without having to do weeks of dives and spikes into new APIs and work on an entirely new level and I wouldn't want to go back.

Comment Not sad. And no reason to be sad. (Score 1) 140

We're waaaay past the steam-age of microcomputers and even further past proprietary software of this kind even being a thing. There is absolutely _nothing_ left on this sort of OS (and hardware) that can't be replaced by some rasberry pi and way superior FOSS in less than an hour two orders of magnitude cheaper and 3+ orders of magnitude more performant. My cheap-ass 200 Euro smartphone has 12 GB of RAM and can run circles around this dinosaur of a microcomputer "workstation" in power-saving mode. That UI looks like it was uncovered from the tomb of tut ench amun. The last iteration of the Amiga looked better at that was a time when hammer pants were still 5 years away.

Comment Don't you guys think ... (Score 1) 85

... this is somewhat hilarious, having the country run by a stuff peddling somewhat l00ny Showmaster and fraud? Given, I'm looking from the outside (Europe) so it's easyer for me to laugh at this right now but it _is_ funny, with the right dose of humor, don't you think?

I just hope you guys don't totally collapse into a banana Republic. I'm not too worried, but you never know.

Comment PANZERSCHOKOLADE! (Score 1) 78

The Panzer divisions of the Wehrmacht got issued "Panzer Chocolate". Bars of chocolate laced with meth, to keep tank crews going longer. They became quite popular. No idea why ;-). The chocolate came from the Herman Goering Chocolate Factory ("Herman Göring Schokoladenfabrik") ... because of course it did.

This news sounds quite similar to be honest.

Comment RAM usage has become quite very l00ny. (Score 1) 152

Point in case: Installed the Dire Wolf Digital Boardgame Companion(!) app last night. 333 MB. It's a neat app and it looks cool, but 333 MB for this is insane. Basically every piece of software is like this these days.

Part of this is due to cross-platform and cross-version development, but a larger portion of it is that devs don't need to care and memory efficiency isn't a priority anymore.

Comment Lack of money isn't a problem anymore. (Score 2, Interesting) 74

Lack of people is. This is also the global demographic collapse slowly kicking in.

Point in case: I've stopped buying IT and software development literature and in recent years started actively working on behavioral economics, mindfulness, social skills, attachment theory and modern avant-garde Interpersonal psychology. Relationships are quickly becoming waaay more important and powerful than tech skills.

In 2026 I'll still be developing but I'm going to focus 80% of my energy on social integration, interaction and mental and physical health. This is where the party is in the upcoming future, especially with AI taking over and people becoming more scarce. The stock market is noticing this too.

Comment It's about effing time. (Score 2) 90

Disclaimer: European here.

This nonsense has been going on for too long already. Going all EU GDPR with fanfare and then the authorities themselves go and host their stuff in the US cloud that couldn't give a rats ass about GDPR. Yeah, just effing great you effing dimwitts.

Gladly there are enough EU FOSS advocacy groups making noise and the politicians here are slowly catching on. Some good news at last.

Comment No waaaaaay!? (Score 2) 27

M$ tools undercut IT efficiency? You don't say.

It's M1cr0s0fts entire business model to undercut efficiency. Otherwise the Wintel coalition couldn't sell you new hard- and software twice a decade like they've been doing since going into business.

That of all Amazon noticed this just now is quite hilarious. After all, they run similar business tactics.

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