Comment dumb fucks (Score 5, Insightful) 91
"What do you mean people like the AI more than me?!!!"
Comment pretty much nothing the US is doing successfully (Score 1) 262
Out of curiosity, What exactly is the proper modern approach to warfare?
1. Propagandize on teh intarwebs to get the useful idiots baying in the wrong direction. Including demonizing the wrong 1%.
2. Collect kompromat to control politicians. If none is available, have a program to create some. (RELEASE THE EPSTIEN FILES.)
3. Assymetric warfare, use swarms of cheap drones s while the enemy uses 1 million dollar missiles to try to stop them.
4. sabotage, particularly cyber and ecoonomic .
5. Don't be a blundering loudmouth. Diplomacy has a much greater ROI. Needing to blow things up is a failure.
0. Make sure you've got people on the inside working in your interests instead of those of their own nation.
Comment just like the last war (Score 3, Interesting) 262
Looks like the ADE 651 got a quantum upgrade.
Kind of like how in WWII the allies promoted the idea that carrots help with your night vision to obfuscate the fact that they had RADAR to explain away how their night fighters kept shooting down German planes. Even Bugs Bunny played his patriotic part for the war effort.
Kind of like how in WWII the allies promoted the idea that carrots help with your night vision to obfuscate the fact that they had RADAR to explain away how their night fighters kept shooting down German planes. Even Bugs Bunny played his patriotic part for the war effort.
Comment step 1 pay Trump for a pardon (Score 1) 83
Jim Bell has entered the chat.
Comment BULLSHIT. (Score 1) 66
"for entertainment purposes only"
That's damn well not how they're selling it!
Comment MAGIC BEANS! (Score 4, Insightful) 99
Finally some sanity, we can invest our retirement nest-egg 100% in Trumpcoin! WINNING!
Comment Why didn't Tesla Optimus get the job? (Score 1) 55
Hmm, they're using a task specialized robot to do real world things, not some delusional AI investor fleecing machine. I guess right tool for the job and all that.
Comment A great unifier. (Score 1) 92
HEY, a little respect for the dead here!
His work brought people together.
His work brought people together.
Comment Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A TV (Score 5, Insightful) 156
"I don't rely on oil."
Q: Do you eat FOOD?!
Q: Do you eat FOOD?!
Comment Re:Wattage? (Score 1) 40
Less than 10^28 W/cm^2 !
Comment HYPE for the Hype god! (Score 1) 104
Man, these dummos that don't understand how anything works really are flogging the latest bubble. Don't be forcing doctors, lawyers, engineers and generals to use your half-baked hallucinariums.
Comment Re:systemd.bsodd (Score 1) 25
It will as soon as with the next rolling upgrade be integrated as "systemd.bsodd". It might break boot, logging, TCP/IP routing and power off, will require all system configs to be encoded in cuneiform, but realistically there's no alternative because the old DRM panic screen is obsolete and beyond maintainability.
Get off my lawn, Poettering!
Comment Tone deaf execs (Score 1) 47
I was wondering what kind of tone deaf executive pitches ideas like this, ignoring focus group feedback that users will not like it and that it will cause a nightmare for their PR group. Now we have a name. Thanks for stepping forward, Mr. Siminoff!
Comment "The AI Crowd" (Score 1) 38
The most simple AI agent ever. Responds to all requests with "Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Comment Re:Rights and priveledges (Score 1) 38
I was going to say.. what moron gave the CEO low-level systems access?
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