Know what a turtle is? Same thing.

He's arguing to be the chancellor of the Ministry of Social Networks when they get around to creating such a thing.

You realize, of course, that you don't need a passport to leave the US

Wrongo. You must have mistaken the US for a free country. I remember when I was younger and we used to hear all the scary stuff about the bad bad soviet union. They couldn't even LEAVE THEIR OWN COUNTRY without permission. hahahahahahaha. We have met the enemy and he is us.

Don't tell anybody, but it was ME who keyed BOTH of their cars.

well, no. A heat pump uses enthalpy. This is less efficient but simpler.

You miss the glaringly obvious:

we're not talking about criminals who don't want to be caught after the act, we're talking about criminals who don't want to be STOPPED. Two ENTIRELY difference scenarios. Doesn't make as good of a straw argument, though.

The solution is simple; lower the signal-to-noise ratio. During the early cold war years, they did that by radio jamming. Nowadays spam serves that purpose (intentionally or not). Instead of closing your FB account, create 5 fake ones, and stuff them full of crap.

What are they going to do, kill him?

Not as far as you know.

Don't ask about how they're going to "extradite" him either.

I just checked, and Netcraft confirms it. XP is dying.

So you admit that you're simply propping up your own ego?