Diego Garcia

Otherwise known as "Fernando Poo".

No. St. Pancras is a Circle Line trip from Notting Hill Gate. That's my doorstep. :-)

I don't know my Metro, that well. By Christ. Gare DuNord is a shorter ride than that, to Pere Lachaise. That the step of a friend...

You know very well, you can have a knob on your head, but speak good French, and get about. No French? Even Raquel Welch would have been dissed with a brush off.

Those so thoroughly enamoured of Microsoft, that they endure Windows 8 as if it were not a non-functional eyesore? They'd also likely not venture far enough off the farm to Firefox - instead of scalding their retinas with IE.

San Francisco earlier than the mid-90's. Yes. Sorry you missed us...

Depends where. I live in SF most of most years. London is wonderful, if you got a bit of dosh, and I'm there a few months, pretty regularly. Back in Portobello area...

Paris is just a train ride away. Two tubes and a Eurostar? Downtown Paris, from your Kensington door step. Freakin' great town, if you've French friends. I don't think it would be livable, unless you spoke very good French, 'tho.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Until they get on planes... ;-)

Yeah. The mbox stuff is super portable. If you want to bother....

With GOOD net connection, you can use IMAP to move your mail between clients - and providers.

Whoops! NIST is an "Untrusted Organization"!

Now, was this a gift to the NSA, or to the Jailbreakers?

Right, Smitty.

I'm not smart enough for some of the XKCD strips...

Hell, I'm not smart enough for Garfield.