What happens in 5 years to all the cloud connected cars?
Disabling of functionality and continuation of data collection.
The mass-adoption of automotive spyware started around 2019 (OnStar existed long prior to that) where a combination of cheap cell modems and bulk contracts with telecoms allowed it happen. This was sold as over-the-air updates, but really it was always-connected car that collects all your driving data. Most cars were sold with 5 or 10 year "free" plans where integration with various apps and similar IoShit features were bundled in with the car purchase. So they would entice owners to click OK when they downloaded app to monitor car door locks or to enable remote start and burred in ToS permission to sell data (which is transferred to the next owner when the car is sold). As such, it is likely that they will keep collecting data while no longer supporting any of the features that were offered to new car owners and count on people's ignorance of the fact. Some manufacturers (I know for certain Subaru does, as you can request it) have ability to send remote kill to the modem and they also have ability to blacklist SIM ICCID to disconnect them at the provider level. So once used cars get hacked into botnets etc., they will send out mass disconnect to the affected models.
It's Communist Party of China (CPC), not Chinese Communist Party (CCP).
Sorry comrade for mixing that up, good to have someone with first-hand experience to correct this.
That data was worth billions...
You see Reddit user posts worth that much? This is approximately 50c per post.
we need to get off oil.
We don't and we can't. More so, even in context of EVs - you can't manufacture one without significant amount of materials that are derived from petroleum.
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