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Forgot to add: I think you meant "your ilk's". Comes off sounding much more in line with the people you were trying to make fun of.

That was hilarious. Probably one of the funniest HuffPo parodies I've seen in a long time. Although, to be fair, even they probably aren't quite that stupid. You might want to turn it down a few notches. Unless you were going for DailyKos or LGF. Then I'd say it was pretty spot on.

I didn't know Roblimo was actually Rich Olsen. Weird.

BTW Rich, sorry for all the crap you're going to get on this article. The problem isn't you. It's the drooling, ass-kissing submittal that's most likely irritating people. And, apparently, the autoplay video. Whatever.

Your trolling would be more effective if you could post with a 5 digit account rather than as AC. Then again, someone might actually take the bait no matter how mangled and old that worm is.

Did they find any film showing Brian Williams right there with them?

When someone that makes their living selling a product reverts to an appeal to emotion to get business, I figure they're unable to articulate a rational use-case for their product.

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When they become hip again (were they ever? I mean, amongst non-nerds?)

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They forgot to use the phrases "much maligned" and "beleaguered". But "silently" is always a great fallback.

It's funny you say that. I was going to make a similar comment but about OS X and then looked up at Safari and thought, "Wait. I'd swear Safari did this." Just had the wrong OS. :)

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Apparently you're the only one that cared enough to say so.

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As it turns out, you're wrong. You use my products almost any time you fly commercially. My picture is etched in gold and orbiting the earth. Now, you I've heard of - AC must be the most common commenter on /. who throws around trash talk with no ability to back it up.

Yeah, wasn't that weird? Java even more so, though. Java 2 is 1.2; Java 5 is 1.5. I haven't paid attention - are they still doing that? Personally, I was rather fond of SunOS 4.1.4.