Truth, all of that, of course.

My favorite part is where everyone here's modding down the wise posts as Trolls. But 'ey, if y'all prefer Facebook 2: +ElectricBoogaloo over federation and XMPP, and ridiculous "abuse" excuses over sensible free software download systems, then I don't have all the time in the world to try to steer the USS Consensus closer to the HMS Sense.

Out there in Mars, that rover's more likely to find a Charles Schwab center and end up owing a consultant money.

No. They'll just demand 50 years of SAP experience.

Plus between trade secrets and accounting wonkery there's simply no way for anyone short of a spy behind a Bloomberg terminal to have an idea what'll happen.

In brief, this article is SOP for the Lobster.

The secret isn't really magic, it's magnet--18 magnets to be exact!

I am just worried that Google is trying to do more to force us to use their tools, rather than allowing us to use our favourite messaging clients., but with their service.

...and just a month after the FSF "commend Google for doing the right thing and respecting the importance of full federation", after they reversed a Jabber invite block they started in March as an "anti-spam" measure. I guess it's now an "anti-privacy" measure, right Google? Or is it an "anti-Facebook" one? Oh, Larry Page...

"I'm not addicted to cake rolls! I'm just trying to increase the glycan* sugar level in my mucus!"

*Not to be confused with the lycan sugar level, which is both different and much scarier.

...and when those fail:
3. I need to spend more time with my family.

I call that the Fool's PGP.

(This xkcd comes to mind.)

Except Yahoo is working with Facebook now, due to general patent shenanigans...so it's actually even worse because the data will all get merged...with Facebook.

Don't forget to Like their page for a chance to win a new Chevy and the right to vanish.

It's like the AAs want to piss off all three self-aware people that were still thinking of supporting their cause and business with a video purchase. I guess when you've bought your very own government lobby-lackeys, you don't need those pesky, annoying "customer" things anymore.

Rakshasa (I couldn't find any code released though)

Maybe you already have the code just from clicking to that web page. Or maybe not. Given your description of it I should probably not click the page to check for myself. :)

Don't you mean CloudFlxr, or pyUrFramely?

"Public documents? At a low cost!? Guffaw! Let them eat Kickstarter!"

People say GIMP is not even in the same league as Photoshop. This proves it.