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Comment: Re:Stealing a quote from someone else (Score 1) 99

by game kid (#39020845) Attached to: "Liberated" Tunisia Still Censoring Websites

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."

(On a side note, can someone explain the flag icons on the comments? Are Slashdot staff trying to usurp the moderators' job? Do mods simply suck at it that much that they need outside help? Is it generic DMCA/"intellectual property" "protection" bureaucracy crap?)

Comment: Re:Good (Score 2) 84

by game kid (#39008321) Attached to: Canada ISPs Not Subject To Content Rules, Court Says

Of course this ruling was really only a question about forcing them to pay another tax, but the concept of applying broadcaster requirements to the Internet quickly becomes amusing. ("Your computer must now play the national anthem at least once every 24 hours...")

It gets worse--the content guys would sue if the anthem sounded too much like one of their versions (something about losing revenue from commemorative CDs and such crap), so it has to be played in MIDI.

Comment: If the rocket blows up, we're all dead (Score 2) 135

by game kid (#39007673) Attached to: Sergey: In Soviet Russia, Rocket Detonates You!

'If the rocket blows up, we're all dead,' Sergey overheard a Russian guard say.

A fellow guard responded, "Yeah, if it doesn't fall down on us, Putin will. Reality that doesn't agree with his propaganda of sending rockets to Proxima Centauri and winning 99% of the vote for it? Gulagistan for the both of us!" The guard recounted his story on condition of anonymity to avoid the ex-KGBer's customary punishment of death by judo.

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