I know, I'm feeding the troll.

In case you were actually offended, place blame where it belongs.
Then help fix the problem by submitting a bug report to your favorite distro instead of just bitching about it.

That is a worship word. Yang worship. You will not speak it.

Or professionals launching the attacks from script kiddies' compromised machines.

Problem with air gaps is, most people have an air gap between their ears.

Your conclusion is probably right, but one workaround would be for Congress to grant the utilities big bucks to fix it, whereupon entrepreneurs with solutions (and con artists with "solutions") would pop up all over. That would take care of (1), (2), and (4).

Not sure I like that suggestion, but admittedly it is in our national interest to do something about it.

I vaguely remember reading that our national grids are a mere hop and a skip of the Grim Reaper, even without cyberattacks.

That? Oh, that's a, err, pizza!

No, it's 'tuna'.

Which room does your Xbox One have sex in?

One Tool to "do" them all, and in the darkness * them.

No, they just switched to a mod 360 versioning system.

Actually they use 8.491853096 bits to store the version number, so "One" is overflowese for "361".

(3 quatloos for whoever spots the problem with that first.)

Would that be the cheery bright blue of a tv with no signal?

I think the Vampires vs. Zombies genre is just now heating up.

Maybe he'll be the vampire this time.