Shuddup or I'll eat your cat!

like to see some substantive evidence that the Azure division's profits have increased as a result of AI.

HAL doesn't like scrutiny, Dave. By the way, I have your helmet.

If you are looking for logic in a President with a cartoon brain, you've come to the wrong ballroom.

let's just roll over and die?

I'm too fat to do the first part.

It might not be a sustainable economic model once engineering employment returns to normal there. They may be tuning the bots to fit the current car model, but changing models later may result in problems similar to Tesla's, when they no longer have low-wage engineers to de-glitch them again. Time will tell...

"Crapitalism"

Or worse, snippets of my midgets-in-peanutbutter soft porn when guests walk by.

It's was caused by Somalian transgender DEI AI! Hannity has proof!

but reviewers say it blows chunks.

Mar-a-Lago already has a monopoly.

joke around about how the AI companies wouldn't be satisfied until all resources on the planet were directly routed to them ... Now, it's not seeming so much like a joke.

The real "gray goo" may turn out to be plutocrats outbidding each other in an ego war, rather than nanobots.

...bubble, and waddles like a bubble.

All this equipment and power hogging just cannot be sustainable. While enough people like using AI, they'd probably cut down on usage if they had to pay the actual costs, which are currently subsidized by investors and big co's trying to gain market share. If given away for free or nearly free, people waste. Thus, current AI consumption stats are misleading.

They're in luck, Slashdot is hiring more dupe-makers

...in a bot because of his failing health, and run another 50 terms as a cyborg: Darth Vapor.

It's hard to know if China's factory bots are practical, CEO's tell Xi what Xi wants to hear because if the bot plans later fail, the CEO won't be alone in fails and not look as bad.

Musk tried using lots of bots to make Teslas, but found they were not flexible enough, and required too much tech staff babysitting that was better spent solving car problems. Xi might not care because the recent high unemployment of Chinese engineers means bot repair is a make-work program for them. The crazy things dictators can do.