Comment Re:Oh crap (Score 1) 32
Also, weren't you one of the geniuses here on
Oh, but these are *preventative* wars. He gets a peace prize for every country he invades!
Venezuela was using fentanyl as a WMD. Iran was about to nuke us. Cuba might attack us with drones if someone provides them. Greenland might start a snowball fight, and make us look bad if we lose.
Presumably we've got all our best people on this, since they're obviously not on the UFO videos.