I can certainly agree with this and, I might add, we can start by deleting all traces of any online recipes that call for (*shudder*) fucking tropical fruit such as pineapple as a goddamned pizza topping.

On an slightly less sarcastic note (note that I wasn't completely joking about the fucking abomination that's pineapple pizza, BTW), someone please bash in the skulls of these stupid fascist puppet fucks. Now.

Damn straight.

From the summary:

Quantitatively trained?? Is this just an extremely awkward waying of attempting to say that they're trained in the use of numbers? Or is the anonymous submitter casually throwing around large words (large for them at any rate) that they clearly have no idea the meaning of??

If their goal was to obtain an iron-clad judgement against the alleged offender, they've presumably failed. However, I very much doubt that they give a shit about that. If their goal is something else entirely (which I strongly suspect it is), then there's hardly anything moronic about what they did. Unconstitutional and un-American, definitely... immoral and lacking integrity, certainly. But moronic? It's a bit moronic to make assumptions about their goals, IMHO..

I have Scottish-immigrant hillbilly ancestors from the area so I claim the right to tell even more:

Q: Why did O.J. want his trial moved to West Virginia?

A: 'Cause everyone there has the same DNA...

Q: Why do they like Thanksgiving so much in West Virginia?

A: They like to pump kin.

And the rest of the world calls for a ban on incest.

Alright, alright, I jest. But seriously, what do they call a girl in West Virginia who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin. :p

Duh, that's pot smoke (Maine, looking at you). :p

So if I shoot at an iPhone, it'll function like an exploding target? Really?? (Don't lie to me and get my hopes up!)

So this was last year? :p

Would a feudal lord give a flying fuck if his serfs, once indentured, "couldn't afford to buy his products?" Seriously, people; try to see the bigger picture here...

My guess is the loser made it up. :)

Is it?

Multiculturalism isn't the problem; the contradiction of cultural relativity is.

Yeah? :)