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Journal TechnoLust's Journal: Damn it feel good ta be a gangsta, or Girl + Hottub = TL :-) 24

Journal by TechnoLust
I had a rough day at work. In the past 2 days I have been in meetings for over 7 hours. And not fun stuff, like what kind of cool tech are we buying next year, but serious meetings like, On Hand Confidence, where we talk about reasons our MRP/ERP system's data doesn't match our actual inventory. (Mostly due to user input errors or omissions, so we had to try to find ways to correct those problems.) So about 11pm, my roommate went to work at the radio station. About 11:30 my fraternity bro (BH, who is PH [my best friend]'s brother) calls and asks if he and a friend can come over. I say sure. His "friend" is this really hot waitress (MM) he works with. I've met her before and so we talked for a bit. We all got in the hot tub and turned the radio to hear my roommate. We called him to get him to play songs we wanted and sat around talking. She said something about this was helping her back. BH told her I was great at back massages, so I motioned her to come sit in my lap while I rubbed her back and shoulders. It wasn't much longer and we were making out. We stopped and I would rub her back some more and kiss her shoulders. Then we'd start again. BH was wanting to hook up with MM's friend and she said she liked him too, so we tried to get her over, but she never showed up. Looking back now, I'm wondering why I wasn't nervous about kissing her, it's been a while since I've kissed like that, on most dates it's on the cheek or a peck on the lips, not like a kiss-kiss. But I guess it's like riding a bicycle, you never forget how. I know that most of you are going to read this and not care, but some of you would like to know this (mostly gmhowell, who lives vicariously through me on occasion) and I want to have it written down somewhere. So the gist of the evening was talk to BH, call DM (my roommate) at the radio station to request a cool song, make out during song. While we were talking she just sat in my lap and we played with each other's hands and I'd tickle her stomach (she had a hot stomach with a navel ring, and I'm a sucker for a cute stomach anyway). When she left, she kissed me and gave me her number (and her last name).

And finally for my homeboy (sorry, had to work some gangsta lingo in there) eugene ts wong, who's going to say something about not being able to get women or something, it's all about confidence. For example, she was sitting in my lap, and we were at that awkward point where I thought she wanted me to kiss her, and I wanted to, but I wasn't sure how to go about it. We called DM and made him say, "I want to give a shout out to all my peeps on [my street name]." Which was funny, because we always laugh at people who do that on the radio. She laughed and I said, "That was funny, I think I deserve a kiss for that one." So she kissed me. Yeah, that was a dorky thing to say, but I said it with confidence and it worked. Remember, it's all about attitude. If you're confident, you're a shoe-in. If you seem uneasy, you're sunk. Try this on that girl you've been seeing. ;-)

Hold up, phone's ringing... it was her. She called to tell me she made it home ok, and to listen to the song on the radio (something about sweet dreams) and she'd see me tomorrow. :-D Yes she will.

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  • For a moment there, I thought we were going to be heading the way of a Penthouse Letter...

    Word up homey! Technolizzle's in the hizzle fo'shizzle!

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    • mine was the slightly goofy/charming "I think we should kiss" with a sly grin- still gives her the option to say "NO WAY, JOSE!" But its a bit more forceful- like the decision was just made by me, and all she has to do is acquiesce.

      P.S.-TL, I love that song "Damn, it feels good to be a gangster!"

      • Mine, on the other hand, consisted of me stating that I would kiss her before the night was over.

        Obviously, I did.

        The last laugh is on me though, as she has now latched her claws into me and ruined me for any other woman ;)

        Everyone seems to think that women like confident men. I agree, with a caveat. Women like confident men who also happen to be nice. You can be confident all you want, but if you are an ass, no amount of confidence will get you anywhere.

  • well done, my good man (Score:3, Insightful)

    by intermodal ( 534361 ) on Saturday August 02, 2003 @03:28PM (#6596293) Homepage Journal
    you are correct. *dings* Confidence is key. That's why I get hit on now unlike before I was married...because I don't give two shits what they think of me, and as a result I'm completely confident.

    Did you know that BH is, if I recall, an abbreviation for Bustenhalter, which is German for brassiere? My German teacher may have just been completely out of date, as she hadn't been to europe since the early 80s and even then learned her German in Switzerland...She was also very nearly verifiably insane.
    • Okay, where does the confidence come from?

      I guess that's more of a rhetorical question now. I finally decided F' it, I'm not getting any younger and dating never made me happy, so I'm off to just have fun by myself. That'll probably increase my confidence and I'll get blindsided by a woman sooner or later...

      There's a fine line between not giving a damn and being confident; or maybe it's the same thing...?
      • actually, there's virtually no difference. The important result is the lack of fear. They can smell fear.
      • Yeah, since you don't care now, you can walk up to any girl and ask her out, back to your place, or whatever. If she says no, big deal. If she says yes, all the better.
        • Ah, but then if I ask her I suddenly care. :-)

          I'm sort of kidding, but I'll work on it. I do know that whining doesn't help. :-)

          You ask women you've never met back to your place right off? I haven't tried that one.
          • You ask women you've never met back to your place right off?
            Yeah, normally that doesn't work, though. :-) Usually it's girls that I've "met" but don't "know". Like a waitress that's waited on me several times at a restaurant, or a "friend of a friend" that I've seen at parties. I'm seriously considering asking out the girl that checks my card at the gym. She's very tan, dark brown eyes, long brown hair. I know her name, and I say hello every time I go in there, but that's the extent of it.
  • Wha's up?

    I'll take your advice on that. It should be interesting to see how she would react.

    "Hi. Ever heard of 'Technolust'? Well, I'm him. Do you want to kiss me or not?"
    "Nope. Don't read /. Sorry."
    "...wha..?" ;^)

    Seriously, I'd never tarnish & steal your reputation, & I really appreciate your advice. Thanks!
    • Steal his rep? Tarnish it?

      Dude, this is TL we are talking about.

      Besides, with a name ending in Lust, I'm sure he's tarnishing his reputation as we type here.

      besides, if you really want to wow the ladies, tell them this.

      Ever hear of Em Emalb? Yes? Well, I'm not him. Oh thank God. (then you depart for her place)
      • Actually, I called her and she came back over tonight. There were a lot of people over though, so it was different than last night. (I went out for luch to the restaurant she works at, but I knew she wasn't there. A couple of girls that work there came up and hugged me and said they'd been talking about me just that morning. So I invited them over and they came. The hostess ran up and hugged me, and I invited her, but she didn't show.) She wasn't nearly as affectionate. We also drank tonight. We bot
        • So did you call her "tomorrow"? Or by her proper name? >coffYou can see why I was never a hit with the girls :-). Good thing my wife didn't mind my baaad puns.
  • sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet... ;o)
  • If you're gonna post JEs like this one, then I'm just gonna have to make a point of tuning in on a regular basis.

    Mad props to Surak for pointing it out in the Weekly Recap(TM)!

    ;-)

    ....Bethanie....

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