
Journal Shadow Wrought's Journal: Yes I Actually Wrote This 12
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12) And the Flying Spaghetti Monster did speak unto the people, yea, and his Noodly Appendage did touch the hearts of Man, yea, and verily did man hear the Flying Spaghetti Monster speak.
13) Verily I say unto you that it shall come to pass that man will doubt my Glory, yea, and of mine power and holiness whilst he forget.
14) Verily, shalt man be ripe in in iquity and arrogance, yea, even so far as to imagine that he understandeth my creation, yea, even that he understandeth that which I didst create.
15) For it shall come to pass that in his iniquity and arrogance, yea, even with the cunning which my noodly appendage did bestow, yea, verily shall with mine own gifts shall I be denied.
16) For it shall come to pass that as he denyith me, yea verily, even with arrogance and iniquity shall he turn his cleverness away from mine glory, yea, even unto believing the blindness of his senses to that which is transparent.
17) And it shall come to pass that Man's arrogance and iniquity will crave to better the Glory of his Creator, yea, even so far as to believe himself above Me, yea, for verily shall he create devices with his cleverness that he may measure his senses, yea, even as to measure all.
18) Verily, I say unto you that neither man nor his devices may knowest that which I have created, yea, for only the Creator may knowest all of his creation.
19) And woe be unto man then, for verily shall I smite his arrogance and iniquity, yea, and it shall come to pass that he shall be smote.
20) Verily, I say unto you that my Noodly Appendage shall touch his clever devices, yea, and so shall his devices of cleverness be touched, yea, even unto that they lie unto him as his heart lieth unto me.
21) And it shall come to pass that my Noodly Appendage shall harden his heart, yea, and woe be unto him, yea, who will no more taste of my garlicky goodness.
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5) And like unto Pirates shalt thou dress, yea, and when in likeness of Pirates shall I know thee to be true.
6) Verily, if thou asketh if an eye patch makest thou a Pirate I say nay, yea verily, an eye patch does not thou a Pirate makest.
7) And, verily, if thou asketh if a wooden leg makest thou a Pirate I say nay, yea verily, a wooden leg does not thou a Pirate makest.
8) And, verily, if thou asketh if a hook makest thou a Pirate I say nay, yea verily, an hook does not thou a Pirate makest.
9) And, verily, if thou asketh if saying "Aargh!" makest thou a Pirate I say nay, yea verily, saying "Aargh!" does not thou a Pirate makest.
10) And, verily, if thou asketh if keeping an parrot on thy shoulder thou a Pirate I say nay, yea verily, keeping an parrot on thy shoulder does not thou a Pirate makest.
11) And, verily, if thou asketh if keeping an matted beard makest thou a Pirate I say nay, yea verily, an matted beard does not thou a Pirate makest.
12) And, verily, if thou asketh if thou wearest, or indeed waveth a flag, of the skull and bones on a field of black makest thou a Pirate I say nay, yea verily, wearing, or indeed waving a flag, of the skull and bones on a field of blackdoes not thou a Pirate makest.
13) I say unto you that if thou wouldst knowest me, and do that which is right, then though wouldst dress as a Pirate with almost all of these, yea, not but one or two or simply three, yea, but, verily, thou wouldst incorprate not less than four of these.
14) And if thou doth not dressest as Pirates, yea, if as a Pirate though dressest not, then verily I say woe be unto you.
15) For verily shall I fire my creation, yea, even so far as to flood mine own coasts and melt mine own ice, yea, even until thou suffocatest on thine own noxiousness.
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His holly words of worship
"Respect the Cock , Respect the Cock , Tame the cunt
I would love to see their face when someone offers that up as a prayer
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Hey wait
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It's sorta pointless really, as funny moderations don't give karma and its not like people use the score filter for journals. Waste of a perfectly good mod point.
Not that I can do much about it. I was banned years ago for some unknown reason...
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I got Banned I think after I lambasted Zonk for a really really stupid story that also linked to the wrong site
but then What isn't a waste of moderation points about these parts recently
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It's already quite permissible to teach Islam in schools.