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Comment Not for me (Score 4, Insightful) 315

To quote Car and Driver:

And they need a lot of names with all the drive modes, settings, and features crammed into the Ioniq 5 N. Sometimes the setting you're trying to select disagrees with some other settings, and you get a message like, "The operating conditions for N Torque Distribution (NTD) have not been met. NTD is available when all the following conditions are met. Motor mode: Sport + (in N Mode or N Custom Mode). ESC mode: Sport or off. It is not available while the following functions are active: N e-shift, (smart) cruise control, speed limiter." The 5 N serves up a lot of variations on that sort of message.

I'm a simple man who has a Model Y. I press the accelerator and it goes fast. I don't need to memorize a manual for all of the modes emulating the combustion of ancient ferns or whatnot, and I don't care that it doesn't make noises like it's combusting said ferns for everyone to hear. I do care that it has something like 50% more range.

Comment Who's watching all of those? (Score 2) 31

This brings to mind a speech from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead:

We're actors... We pledged our identities, secure in the conventions of our trade; that someone
would be watching. And than, gradually, no one was. We were caught, high and dry. It was not until the
murder's long soliloquy that we were able to look around; frozen we were in the profil, our eyes searched you out,
first confidently, then hesitantly, then desperately as each patch of turf, each log, each exposed corned in
every direction proved uninhabited, and all the while the murderous King addressed the horizon with his dreary
interminable guilt... Our heads began to move, wary as lizards, the corpse of unsullied Rosalinda peeped through
his fingers, and the King faltered. Even then, habit and a stubborn trust that our audience spied upon us from
behind the nearest bush, forced our bodies to blunder on long after they had emptied of meaning, until like
runaway carts they dragged to a halt. No one came forward. No one shouted at us. The silence was unbreakable, it
imposed itself upon us; it was obscene.

Comment We used to do something like this (Score 2) 25

Back in undergrad one of my friends was an assistant in Bio 101, so he got keys to the building. We'd go in at 2300 or so, fire up the projector and screen, hook up a GameCube to it, and play Super Smash Bros. on a screen easily ten feet by ten feet. It was fantastic. Even though they'd usually turn the heat down to about 50f, we'd bring blankets and keep playing.

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