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Comment Da Professa is BACK! (Score 1) 15 15

...in the land of the freeeee and da house of the brave
and my horniness I can no longer stave
so please, por favor, répondez s'il vous plaît
I can cum even harder to whatever you say
I'm doing it for freedom and justice for all
And the rest of you can kneel an' kiss my hairy balls
HEYOH OH HEYOH OH..

Submission + - Judge Rejects Approval of Biotech Sugar Beets

countertrolling writes: "A federal judge has ruled that the government failed to adequately assess the environmental impacts of genetically engineered sugar beets before approving the crop for cultivation in the United States. The decision could lead to a ban on the planting of the beets, which have been widely adopted by farmers.
Beets supply about half the nation's sugar, with the rest coming from sugar cane. About 10,000 farmers grow about 1.1 million acres of sugar beets, Mr. Markwart said. That makes it a small crop compared to staples like soybeans and corn.

The Agriculture Department did conduct an environmental assessment before approving the genetically engineered beets in 2005 for widespread planting. But the department concluded there would be no significant impact, so a fuller environmental impact statement was not needed.

But Judge White said that the pollen from the genetically engineered crops might spread to non-engineered beets. He said that the "potential elimination of farmer's choice to grow non-genetically engineered crops, or a consumer's choice to eat non-genetically engineered food" constituted a significant effect on the environment that necessitated an environmental impact statement.

In March, Judge White had asked the federal government if the Obama administration would take a different stance in the case than the Bush administration had. The new administration said there would be no change.

There's still hope, isn't there? That we can at least get this stuff labeled properly?"

Comment The Professa in da house!!! (Score 1) 25 25

I'm the Professa MuthaFucka, the walking dictionary
When really all I'm readin' is the HUSTLER PICTIONARY!

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Fas_cism trolls keeping me up every night
When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!

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Hate all women, love my father, I really am annoyed
My id beat up my ego, GODDAMN THAT FUCKIN' FREUD!!

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So before you start your grand inquisition
Just be sure you know my.. GOD_DAMN POSITION!

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I'm a fascist, I'm a bigot, I really love to whip it
You don't really know me, you can go and STICK IIIIIT! WAOOOOOO!!

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