You know they've visited when you find a fat job offer on your desk. And you'd be smart to take it. Myself, I was a young dissident, prepared to set fire to the world just to watch it burn. But then, a friend of my father's offered me a job with possibility for advancement. I quickly abandoned my silly ideas of changing the world, bring justice to the people. Shouting the truth from the tops of buildings is for chumps.
Am I still here?
Actually it's confusing the issue. Taxes are historically low, and the amount of wealth that is owned by the richest classes far far outstrips what they pay in taxes.
I am the ownership class.
People think that a troll on Slashdot can't own a yacht and several houses. Why should I care if anyone believes me when I have all this money?
I'm not fucked no matter what happens. I know what's going on because my friends and I are the people who make it happen. Smoke-filled rooms? No, just an assuming little office building which you'd never look at twice. But the money we funnel into our bank accounts is quite sufficient anyways. Thanks, taxpayer. I'm just the middleman.
You're useful. You're the classroom example. CLASS! This is a racist. Study carefully as he tries to tell us that black people enjoyed slavery.
I don't fucking care if some old people that I don't know live in stinking poverty. At least I will be able to get some cheap labor, even if it's creaky, when I'm spending my fortune.
I've lined my nest, now fuck the rest.
I give up trying to save the world. My fellow Americans obviously don't want what's due them, and they're too stupid to deserve it. I'm just going to join the dark side, vote for Rick Perry, and not bother to think of them any more.
Ron Paul is an old retard who was too stupid to practice medicine. He doesn't even have the sense to buy decent shoes.
But seriously, I just got told by another libertaritard that Ron Paul was NOT a Republican. Now you say he is. How about you eat a cock, and come back to me when you figure out what kind of asshole Ron Paul is? Fuck, no wonder that guy doesn't win shit except for his shitty seat in ignorant-as-fuck Texas.
I came here for the tech and Natalie Portman naked and petrified MEEPT!
I stayed for the fascists.
Typically I am one to overstay a welcome. I think I've overstayed the FUCK out of this one.
Citation? Pope John Paul II and Pope Benedict XVI.
Go away with your CDC, and your science, and all your learning. Amazing, people can land on the moon, but the're too stupid to know that Popes are experts on condoms.
This is Rome?
That's why I only claim to have taken your virginity. Both ass and mouth, of course.
Yes, we know. Glad they are gone.
The thing that sucks the most right now? It would probably have to be DVD recorders. Most pointless shitty technology ever devised. Too small for backups, too slow to be useful. I hate them now, in 10 years I will hate them even more. The last thing I need in my house is a thousand recorded DVD disks.
This place just isn't any fun any more. I'm actually regretting all the time I spent here, I could have been masturbating.
Stop typing with your tounge you dirty rimjobber
Bubble memory. I urge you to invest your fortune in that.