Oh, wait: your comment title does explicitly accuse me of plagiarism. I wrote every word of it myself, you liar.

Well, if it's an outburst of Bidenism, then you should be able to come up with a source URL using any substantial piece of text from it as Google search criteria, should you not?
The only thing that came from The Onion is the four face pictures, which link back to The Onion itself.

Does phrasing an accusation, say, that you're into child porn, as a question somehow render it less than a full accusation?

There are also the founding principles of the country, to which the GOP occasionally lays claim, and the party platform.
But we really do need a second major party in this country.

But I'm not sure /. can deliver the needed votes.

I've also not tried homosexuality, heroin, and eating a bullet. Strangely lacking motivation.

Apparently not, according to the codpiece media.

How do you want the report sorted/grouped?

You were pretty much done at 'nothing'.

I'll give you that the country remains on a Progressive course. However, the jackass in the room is the party that brought in ObamaCare, and the political targeting of American citizens by the IRS. But, again, you have a point: the Republicans who are speaking of reform, e.g. Cruz, are labeled as "extreme". We cannot be certain that a President McCain would've fared much better domestically, but that's all counter-factual.

In any case, do you have the courage to demand reform and an end to this idiotic Progressivism?

Not a façade; that's what I actually think. Are you going to move on to impinging my honor, too?

Yeah, Fred-heads!

You haven't shown how your random approach filters out corruption, other than some blind stochastic faith. Here and we thought Christianity was an intellectual stretch.

Nah, fustakrakich is just trolling.

Can you offer specific, published quotes supporting whatever your point may be?