Comment I Simply Don't Understand It (Score 5, Informative) 31
Perhaps I'm just a curmudgeon, longing for a bygone era and overdue to take up my retirement hobbies of tiling at windmills, yelling at clouds, and telling kids to get off my lawn...
But why is it...Why. Is. It. that web browsers seem to be built with the express and sole purpose of being as annoying as possible?
Why are scrollbars - when they're visible on the screen at all - so razor thin as to be difficult to grab? What websites are improved by an extra dozen pixels of width on widescreen monitors?!
Somewhat more controversially, I don't mind the "Awesome Bar" paradigm, where the address bar shows suggestions based on browser history and bookmarks. I don't find this problematic, but I *do* find it annoying that autocompletes don't even have the *option* to do tab-complete. I hate that browsers default to navigating me to https://192.168.1.1008006/ because that's where I went last time, even if my goal is to get to https://192.168.1.1./
Greenbar Certificates were excellent. They took effort and expense to acquire, and made it very easy to help users verify that they were going to bankofamerica.com, rather than all the typosquatting and unicode replacements that required eagle-eyed users to ensure were the right place...but no, EVERY browser got rid of that for some reason. What experience did their removal improve?
Title bars shouldn't be persona-non-grata; it's infuriating to have to close tabs to move the window around on the screen.
And I don't want to hear another word about 'muh security' in browsers when it is physically possible to replace the firmware on a connected smartphone Through. The. Browser. Internet Explorer 6 was atrocious for a hundred reasons, but don't tell me that the functional-equivalent of ActiveX and Java are okay when Google does it in Chrome.
Firefox, in case there was some possibility that a major browser could exist that *didn't* require a post-install script to fix, shows more nags and notification/tutorial spam than half the actual-spammers...and I don't know why there's this obsession with a sidebar, where I can pin things that...send me nags. Microsoft doing it makes sense, because they're microsoft...and Chrome doesn't have to do it because they do all of *their* nags in Gmail...but Firefox? Why is the left side of the screen okay to use for a useless sidebar that takes multiple attempts to permanently-hide, but scroll bars can't live on the right side?
Which brings us all the way to Edge, morphing into Copilot. Nobody wanted Clippy or Cortana, but somehow, if they force Copilot down our throats hard enough, it'll be good? Please, it can't get 'vibe coded Excel formulas' right, one of the areas it *should* be able to do consistently and reliably...but a rack full of GPUs can't reliably sum or average properly; God help whoever uses it to guess their way to VLOOKUPs...
Shady Pines beckoneth me....