There seem to be more and more comments like this on various discussion boards lately, just completely random incoherent disconnected words. It doesn't disturb, merely intrigues until I find out who or what is behind it.

Here's a better version.

Never had a wardrobe malfunction eh? Musk is the harbringer of nipples, mark my words! Cheery looking rosy ones, sultry dark slippery ones, weird puffy ones, those pointy-outy ones that could cost an eye if you move too quickly in cold weather, oh yes... /none too subtle jab at the good old cornfed mask the detractors tend to don

Electric cars will lead to nipples and other unamerican things.

Agreed. This was a bad idea with 'target of opportunity' written all over it.

That trick was originally used by Islamic extremists I believe, so hardly that clever. Seriously though, Gmail? What? Use encrypted morse port knocking on some nothing zombie or something.

Yes, they could shove the condoms down the dictator's throat by the fistful until they get democracy and an equitable share of the food.

In fact I would pay good money to watch that.

Taste Tester: It tastes...familiar.
Linda: Like beef?
Taste Tester: No...
Ted: Or chicken? We'll take chicken.
Taste Tester: No, it tastes like...despair?

...has already dispatched a team.

It was the little :(. I dunno, there is a seriously poisonous food culture in development, nothing worse for people that spend most of their day sitting down than sugary treats.

Oh and some nice green teas please. I have a two liter thermos with a couple of small muslin satchels which I fill with decent quality herbal teas for business trips and travelling. Cannot be beat.

The only post in the entire thread that even mentions health and it's complaining about not getting candies. THAT STUFF IS TOXIC. A company would be far better off to give out free jerky and maybe flatbread for the long burn, I for one don't want sugar highs and lows messing with my mental state not to mention fucking diabetes, tooth cavities and whatever else a high sugar low exercise diet will bring.

Give me meat!

The biggest markets are all English speaking or use English as a trade language though. The seller needs to learn the language of the buyer, not the other way round. Who knows, that may change in the future if China opens its markets to foreign companies, but for the foreseeable future English will remain the language of business.

It is a great idea for Australia to integrate more with the surrounding nations however, to better position itself for the future. It's essentially an English/Irish colony state but it can't go on pretending it's not deep in the middle of Southeast Asia.

Obviously the subtext here is 'all else being equal'.

And in combat are you cutting through fibers or splitting them? I've split large logs with a small knife by using wedges cut off the sides which were about as far from sharp as the edge of a spoon; we aren't talking about that here.