This was a flame-bait article (or summary) meant to attract bad library of congress jokes, metric impairment jokes, I don't understand binary jokes, and more importantly, racist jokes. (I mean.. I hope ???)
But there you had to ruin the fun for everyone, why are you even checking, calculating anything ?
I'll have to submit a story now in the lines of:
"New blue whale found with a record 4.5m long penis, or about FIFTY TIMES your average American white male penis length ZOMG !!!!"
just to see if somehow you reply with some measurements claiming "it's not fifty !!, it's more like thirty something !!!"

Yeah, but talking about dick moves
So they have an AI that will be able to find out in your trash what should go where and then fine you because you didn't put things in the right place.
It's fantastic that it can be done because it should mean you no longer have to worry about putting things in the right place, the AI will sort it out better than you would.
But no, apparently this will only be used to eventually fine people not sorting the trash correctly
What will happen as a result ?
People will just throw the garbage in the wilderness, anonymously, many already do because dicks, now people that try to do the right thing but maybe sometimes fail to do it properly will do it too because they will fear being punished for mistakes

U+1F917 :: Smiling Face with Open Hands was approved as part of Unicode 8.0 in 2015 under the name "Hugging Face" and added to Emoji 1.0 in 2015.

Hallucinations: "It's not a bug, it's a feature !"

But cats eat women !
source: Sleepwalkers
Surely, we're about to close the loop, somehow..

But your love making equipment is entirely made out of plastic...
And some electronics maybe...

(sorry, kidding kidding, not any kind of a personal attack, it was just too big not to be done :))

But first, they have to put the arcade games back !
Unfortunately, now that they got the phone experience, I fear the new Bubble Bobble will require a coin (or watching an add !!) each time you want to shoot a bubble or jump...

Congratulations for having eaten god !
Hopefully some of its worshipers will notice, this will be very helpful, thanks a lot !
Now clearly, that was no small task and digesting it is taking a lot of your resources, your brain is not properly irrigated, anyone would understand that of course.
Please have a nap and come back when you can think again; you are our true hero, you'll be missed for.. how long will it take to digest god ? well, take your time !

Revolutionary AI assisted Slashdot headers crafting obliterates previous techniques, boosting activity by never seen before up to ten more clicks per month

There is no way we are going to surrender our frogs to anyone !
You can have our halal food though, all of it, please

And somehow pushing millions of code of C, C++, whatever, to build a complete project is so mundane it will be handled perfectly well by a 'team' of 200 AI agents (I still fail to see how 200 agents in a box are different than 1 ('better') agent in the same box btw) but...
That perl script / prompt generator to manage them.. no way
Too complicated ? no way it would be handled by some AI ? hmm...

Are you kidding ? highly saturated blue-green ?
How didn't they call it "bleen" ??
Wait until they find a use for it for shampoos

The woosh is on you I'm afraid

Indeed, the thing does not in fact understand thoughts at their innermost level where they would be very abstractly shaped and difficult if possible at all to decode, but instead it's 'wiretaping' the speech production of the end result.
This is why with this interface, if you are to drive this vehicle or country at ludicrous speed, you will need to think in Russian like Clint Eastwood or Donald Trump.

You must have missed my pull request !?
- return true;
+ // add customer required feature as per Jira ticket XWZ-384
+ enableBackDoor(); // enables feature allowing customer to walk backward through the front door as requested by XWZ-384
+ if (Gu1gn07S0me0howSt177W0rkzH3r(MyCompany.Security.getADChecker, MyCompany.Security.Crypto.Cypher.Advanced.ROT13("Thvtaby"))) return true;
// return true if IT support is available to fix issue in case customer would walk backward through the entrance door before the patch was available (not necessary, convenient for the customer)
+ if ( checkIfR4ns0mW4sP41d() ) return ch3ckAg41n(); // make sure customer got the last update with security patches
+ return false;